CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #699

Are we really about to roll the odometer over again?!

The scores after the last round:

cgmv123	78
petercooperjr	76
EricH	75
ctt956	70
GeeTwo	60
Wayne Doenges	55
carpedav000	52
GaryVoshol	50
efoote868	48
DonRotolo	47
bdaroz	44
Nessie	41
Leap	40
marcusbernstein	27
Pooja Anil	26
Hitchhiker 42	22
Bkeeneykid	20
logank013	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	10
Hess1113	10
Cyberphil	10
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
bobbysq	4
KaranY	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
tjf	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25758

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Andy can tell it’s coming up on one of those moments when a parent needs safety glasses. (Take notes, kids!)

Andy just saw the 2018 FRC game: Diaper Dash! Judging by his reaction, it’ll go over at least 47 times as well as Recycle Rush, Lunacy, and Diabolical Dynamics combined!

Usually it’s the baby crying uncontrollably…

“I know they’re trying to teach the kids how much responsibility a baby is. But did they have to make the smell that realistic?”

Evil laughter “I can program this machine to do chores and clean the shop! Much more useful than that kissing pig!

Evolution of a child: from the baby, to the teenager in the background, to the man in the middle, and finally to Andy

We have the source code review right here, our results reveal that you are not the programmer!

Andy was just told he was on diaper doody

[In the back]: “Man, I told you not to try the baby food.”

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At this point, you may want to consider having these numbered by “season” (Season X, Contest #YY). It may make it clearer that scores reset on some regular basis. Just a random thought that occurred to me when I jumped in at the start of this season.
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<S02> Muzzle Velocity - No ANDY may throw a baby with an exit velocity of greater than 12 m/s (26.8 mph). As a reference, a baby traveling at this velocity when leaving the ANDY at an angle of 30º from horizontal with no spin will travel approximately 35 feet. An ANDY that violates this rule will be considered unsafe per <S01>.

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[NAE] Are you sure you got your Andys correct? [/NAE]

New entry:

“You fed the baby CHILI!?!?!”

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I know that they’re different people (obviously), and I knew I was going to screw it up. And somehow I did so anyway.

Uh, thanks. I’ve edited my entry. Hopefully I didn’t screw it up any more.

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Anyone got any salsa for this huge burrito?

Initial field tests of the 2021 parenting game took an unexpected turn when people became too emotionally attatched to the game pieces and started to take them from the field.

He just got told he can’t just let the baby play with nuts and bolts and needs to actually pay attention to it.

Andy tried(and failed) to encourage the baby to keep its eyes closed until a pair of fitting safety glasses could be found.

Heh. Which one’s the baby?

At last!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

cgmv123	80
petercooperjr	78
EricH	77
ctt956	73
GeeTwo	65
efoote868	58
Wayne Doenges	57
carpedav000	54
GaryVoshol	52
DonRotolo	49
bdaroz	46
Leap	42
Nessie	41
Pooja Anil	28
marcusbernstein	27
Hitchhiker 42	22
Bkeeneykid	20
logank013	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Cyberphil	12
Hess1113	10
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
bobbysq	4
KaranY	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
tjf	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

Onward!