“What did she do?”
“Fry their other CIM”
First rejected by team 1020, then by team 1002 (according to Dave :p), Amanda Morrison is declared a ‘dud’ and is prepared for long-term storage in Canada’s Wonderland.
“Amanda Morrison now in a Freshlock Seal bag to prevent freezer burn”
“That’s a wrap! Now, off to regionals!”
She may look sad now…but she loves it when they unravel her!!!
That’s what you get for charging people to hug you 
“you know, I bet that if we grab the end of the wrapping and run real, real fast, we can make Amanda spin herself right into the ground… (or until she pukes, whichever comes first)”
-dave
(just for Amanda, I had to submit two)
some body will be very happy this christmas 
It’s better to give than to receive. Especially in this case.
“Now let’s put her in the dunk tank and see if she can swim!” “Yeah!”
“This year’s hot fashion, straight from Milan: the demure, sad look of SHRINK WRAP!”
oooooh aaaaaah
AB
Members of team 1020 celebrate after completing their trade of Amanda Morrison and 2 Fisher Price Gearboxes for Al Skierkiewicz and a 2005 battery.
The staff of Chief Deli proudly presents its new sandwich made especially for cannibals…
Heidi
Coming soon to an insane asylum near you: see-through straight jackets!
And that folks; is how you properly pack up a mentor until next season.
Looks like you can buy just about anything on Ebay nowadays.
“Plan B”
for the uh, robot
school draining… captionating… abilities…
oh no! we forgot to take her wallet out of her pocket first! someone go get a knife! or never mind. heres a hacksaw. just try not to cut her flesh… dairyqueen will get suspicious if we pay with red bills… 
My goodness, you people are vicious!
(By the way, I regret to announce that this caption contest will end after the championship next year, due to my death at Miss Morrison’s hands. At least that’s what I hear.)
First place: greencactus3. I wound up changing my mind about five times on this, but I finally settled on him for the sole reason that he managed to avoid the obvious packaging references.
Second place: Jeff Waegelin. I mean, build season can drive you crazy, but c’mon…
I felt I had to put in here a special “ooo, buuuuuuuuuurn” award, good for three points or a slap in the face (depending on who you receive it from) to Mr. Kelly and Mr. Vielkind-Neun. You may want to start running now…(and although I can have guests overnight here at the wonderful University of South Carolina, I’m afraid you’ll have to find other lodging. I don’t need Amanda charging after me as well, for reasons stated before.)
And now, for the honorable mentions:
Amanda Morrison
DCA Fan
Ben Lauer
Jay H 237
Tom Schindler
Andy Baker
Elgin Clock
Astronouth7303
dlavery
“Big Mike”
Greg Needel
Gary Dillard
MissInformation
Michelle 236
Good golly, that was a lot of honorable mentions. Here’s the scores, to tide you over until Sunday…
greencactus3: 26
Jeff Wagelin: 24
Michelle 236: 20
MissInformation: 19
Gary Dillard: 12
Lil’ Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 11
Greg Needel: 10
EddieMcD: 9
“Big Mike”: 9
dlavery: 9
Astronouth7303: 7
Andy Baker: 6
Elgin Clock: 6
Tom Schindler: 6
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Vivelation: 5
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Jay H 237: 4
Ken Patton: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Dorienne Plait: 3
JVN: 3
Amanda Morrison: 2
DCA Fan: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
RogerR: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1
BCahn836: 1
Let the bragging begin!
woooo hoooooooo
I got a point…