CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #700

Holy cow, I’m getting old.

The scores after the last round:

cgmv123	80
petercooperjr	78
EricH	77
ctt956	73
GeeTwo	65
efoote868	58
Wayne Doenges	57
carpedav000	54
GaryVoshol	52
DonRotolo	49
bdaroz	46
Leap	42
Nessie	41
Pooja Anil	28
marcusbernstein	27
Hitchhiker 42	22
Bkeeneykid	20
logank013	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Cyberphil	12
Hess1113	10
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
bobbysq	4
KaranY	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
tjf	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/39031

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Remember when people had to climb catwalks to get photos from above someone? Drones have ruined that now.

You know you’ve made the volunteer coordinator mad when you’re put on the job of Trash Monitor and issued a second clipboard “in case you break the first one”.

Billfred reading for the role of BB8 in The Force Awakens.

“Jess can’t hit me with her clipboard if she doesn’t have her clipboard. . .”

“If these robots don’t show up on time, I’m going to pull my hair out! (Oh, wait …)”

Pigeon in the rafters:" He’s mine, all mine"

Welcome to the 2019 First Robotics Competition, “CLIPBOARD CHAOS”!

In this game, alliances of three teams each use their robotic drones in an attempt to deliver clipboards to field staff. Each match starts with a 15 second autonomous period, where the drones operate using only pre-programmed instructions. Each drone can be pre-loaded with one clipboard. During this period, a clipboard delivered to and caught by a field staff member is worth 10 points. Dropping a clipboard so that it is completely supported by the trash can is worth 20 points. Placing the clipboard into the trash can is worth 40 points.

The autonomous period is followed by a 2 minute teleoperated period, where droves are under driver control. During this period, drones attempt to collect more clipboards from a stack on the opposite side of the field and deliver them. A clipboard delivered to and caught by a field staff member is worth 5 points. Dropping a clipboard so that it is completely supported by the trash can is worth 10 points. Placing the clipboard into the trash can is worth 20 points.

In the last thirty seconds, drones may attempt to write their team number onto a piece of paper, attach it to a clipboard, and deliver it to a field staff member. Each team which successfully does so earns a 50 point bonus.

Teams should remember to build their robotic drones robustly, as clipboards may accidentally fall on them.

Good luck, teams, and we’ll see you at the competition!

Sorry Billfred, you can’t use this picture in the caption contest. As you can see, the “c” means copyright.

[NPOE]

Perhaps so, but it absolutely beats the alternative. Oh, and welcome to the club… [/NPOE]

Oooh! Shiny!

[NPOE]Now go see what I wrote in 2013 in the comments on that image. And, please note that Wayne has explicitly declared that he will never win the caption contest. [/NPOE]

Well, that’s one way to get the match schedule early

Billfred’s hair was an early game hint as to the shape of the 2016 vision target. Gotta watch for those sneaky hints the GDC throws at you.

AndyMark spy looks over Vex’s documents sent to CCL specifying the design of the 775pro, 2017 (colorized)

Early 2015 game hint; the trashcan is a then-future game piece, and Billfred’s shirt gives the color of some of the game pieces.

“Look at him. So majestic. The sheen of his head. The way he holds that clipboard. Oh… hi Bill!”

The aliens continued to observe from overhead, still unable to determine if there was any intelligent life below…

“I didn’t realize I was that bald”

At last! (Plumbing problems are THE BEST.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

cgmv123	85
petercooperjr	80
EricH	80
ctt956	75
efoote868	68
GeeTwo	67
Wayne Doenges	59
carpedav000	54
GaryVoshol	54
DonRotolo	51
bdaroz	48
Leap	44
Nessie	41
Pooja Anil	30
marcusbernstein	27
Hitchhiker 42	24
Bkeeneykid	20
logank013	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Cyberphil	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Hess1113	10
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
bobbysq	6
KaranY	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
tjf	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

Onward!