CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #701

Happy Tuesday before break for most of you!

The scores after the last round:

cgmv123	85
petercooperjr	80
EricH	80
ctt956	75
efoote868	68
GeeTwo	67
Wayne Doenges	59
carpedav000	54
GaryVoshol	54
DonRotolo	51
bdaroz	48
Leap	44
Nessie	41
Pooja Anil	30
marcusbernstein	27
Hitchhiker 42	24
Bkeeneykid	20
logank013	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Cyberphil	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Hess1113	10
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
bobbysq	6
KaranY	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
tjf	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/39400

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Here we see the strategy mentor in his natural habitat, surrounded by a single confused student, snacks strewn everywhere, and hands waving frantically while yelling, “The Truss!” Some say he is still watching 2014 match footage to this day…

Dude, stop using the Wheat Thins as robots. I’m hungry!

We gotta hurry it up or else we’ll never finish planning our playoff strategy with a three wheat-thin auto!

“Ok, if you look at the three robots on the other alliance… wait… where’s the 3rd robot? Oh come on - stop eating the robots!”

Robotics - Powered by Wheat Thins

“Alright, so if Wheat Thin A moves here, and Wheat Thin B inbounds… we’ll have a lot of crumbs left on the field.”

And once the Human player figures out how to throw the ball by moving his[her] hands outward, [s]he’ll pass to a robot located here, JUST inside the white zone.

This picture makes your mother proud that you are eating healthy.
But if you look close, you will see the bag of Wheat Thins outside of the box. What’s inside the box is a bag of jelly beans.

We’ll plan on positioning ourselves here so when the secret endgame is announced we can be the first to hang from the truss.

OK, so here we make it so…

Darn it! That finger keeps going invisible whenever I get to the good stuff!

That’ll make Tom Nader say, “Quick like a bunny!”

Hey, we have the same name :stuck_out_tongue:

Here’s may caption:

Now, as I demonstrate with my hand, if we can move the robot fast enough, we can make the robot go invisible and gain a strategic advantage.

“I have my eye on you, Blue Three. Don’t try anything funny.”

And there is the release lever for the water tank. If we flood the field, they won’t be able to move and we win.

“So we’re going to collect some crackers with our mobile electrical outlet, then give them to the other outlets on our circuit, while stopping the flow of the opposing outlets…wait, what are we supposed to be doing, again?”

Hmm, well if we just make this robot disappear Eats Cracker, we can get everything done. What do you mean that’s not how it works?! The robot just disappeared!

Hey, here we are!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

cgmv123	90
petercooperjr	82
EricH	82
efoote868	78
ctt956	77
GeeTwo	69
Wayne Doenges	62
GaryVoshol	56
carpedav000	54
DonRotolo	53
bdaroz	50
Leap	46
Nessie	41
Pooja Anil	32
marcusbernstein	27
Hitchhiker 42	24
Bkeeneykid	20
logank013	18
Cyberphil	16
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Hess1113	10
asid61	8
KaranY	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
bobbysq	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
tjf	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

Onward!