CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #703

Right now, warm phoenix flames would be pretty nice!

The scores after the last round:

cgmv123	92
efoote868	88
EricH	87
petercooperjr	84
ctt956	79
GeeTwo	71
Wayne Doenges	64
GaryVoshol	58
DonRotolo	55
carpedav000	54
bdaroz	52
Leap	46
Nessie	41
Pooja Anil	35
marcusbernstein	27
Hitchhiker 42	26
Bkeeneykid	20
logank013	18
Cyberphil	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Hess1113	10
KaranY	10
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
bobbysq	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
tjf	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23720

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Lars Kamen discusses the strategy for producing good parody videos with an interested team.

Hurry up with the scouting, I’m late for rehearsal with my new band. We’re calling ourselves The Chassis. Yeah, I’m the drummer, Objectivepassion. Have you heard of my podcast, Objectivepassion First?

These guys certainly didn’t win the safety award when the judges saw that their uniforms were constantly on fire.

“You see, if I grow my fro big enough, we may be able to stop the opponents from scoring in the high goal!”

“BRILLIANT!”

Take out the Fro and the platform shoes and he’s actually shorter than Matt.

Guy on right: “See here in the rules? You may not use a strategy that will block the other team from seeing the goal. The Fro gotta Go.”

“I can’t find any rule against the robot actually being on fire anywhere.”

It’s a good thing the instructions are written down. It’s hard to hear behind all that hair.

(Seated): Move over, Joe - I’m trying to get some rays here.

That’s not hair on his head. It’s the 2018 game piece hiding in plain sight.

Oh, the humanity! His head is being attacked by some kind of wild animal! :eek:
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Can’t be, fire keeps wild animals away…*

“Looks like our strategy is going up in smoke…wait. That’s just the 'fro. Nevermind.”

“We didn’t start the fire…”

“…then the firefighters came into the pits, but we were on the field, so a Queuer told them that the fire walked to the field. When they got to the field and saw us standing there, they just said, “You’re not getting a water game this easily!” and left.”

Of all the weeks for me to push to Tuesday, this was the most legitimate one. Sick girlfriends and football (in that order of priority) eat up a lot of the day!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

cgmv123	94
EricH	92
efoote868	90
ctt956	89
petercooperjr	86
GeeTwo	73
Wayne Doenges	66
GaryVoshol	60
DonRotolo	57
carpedav000	54
bdaroz	54
Leap	48
Nessie	41
Pooja Anil	37
Hitchhiker 42	29
marcusbernstein	27
Bkeeneykid	20
Cyberphil	20
logank013	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Hess1113	10
KaranY	10
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
bobbysq	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
tjf	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

Onward!