CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #704

Happy Kickoff Week!

The scores after the last round:

cgmv123	94
EricH	92
efoote868	90
ctt956	89
petercooperjr	86
GeeTwo	73
Wayne Doenges	66
GaryVoshol	60
DonRotolo	57
carpedav000	54
bdaroz	54
Leap	48
Nessie	41
Pooja Anil	37
Hitchhiker 42	29
marcusbernstein	27
Bkeeneykid	20
Cyberphil	20
logank013	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Hess1113	10
KaranY	10
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
bobbysq	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
tjf	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/14491

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern. I’ll be at the Chapin, SC Kickoff event this weekend, so feel free to submit your entry in person if you’re also there.

Go!

“Darnit, guys, next time pass me the cordLESS drill!”

“…so then the protesters threw the ramp over him to trap him underneath. And thus, ‘Ramp Riot’ was born!”

While this former freshman was helping with kickoff, some of this year’s freshmen were getting their kickoff into life.

3 Hours Later… “Introducing the 2003 FIRST game, Chicken Coopin’, where robots will have to heard as many chickens as possibly into the center of the field!”

“Um, where are we going to get chickens in New York City?”

“Good Luck Teams!”

At least we found this issue **before **letting the chickens in!

Mentor: “He’s doing such a great job, I don’t have the heart to tell him the ramp is on the wrong side.”

Freshman: There that should just about do it.
Senior: Do what?
Freshman: Keep the ramp from coming apart.
Senior: You know in about 5 minutes we’re going to have to move that through the doors into the shop?
Freshman: :mad: #$^& !!

Guy on the outside: “And here we have a freshman, showing how NOT to be safe!”

“Okay, I’ll work on it, but I still don’t see how this will help us with this year’s game. This robot prototype doesn’t even have wheels!”

Here is our team’s safety captain test - how many safety violations can you spot?

Hey! That’s hardware cloth! Be careful not to strain yourself!

How long before he realizes he’s trying to drill out a zip tie?

"For a limited time, when you upgrade to a [insert power tool brand here] cordless drill, you could save [insert generic power tool promotion here].

“But some people still like using corded drills in tight spaces, just like some people like Arena/Arcade faults…broken game pieces…electronics releasing magic smoke…nonfunctional automated scoring hardware…and fields made of Glasliner FRP.”

I’m sorry this one is late. Robot in 3 Days on top of work on top of 1293 on top of changing weather here wrecked me pretty badly.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

cgmv123	96
EricH	94
ctt956	92
efoote868	92
petercooperjr	88
GeeTwo	75
Wayne Doenges	68
GaryVoshol	62
DonRotolo	59
bdaroz	56
carpedav000	54
Leap	53
Nessie	41
Pooja Anil	39
Cyberphil	30
Hitchhiker 42	29
marcusbernstein	27
Bkeeneykid	20
logank013	18
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Hess1113	10
KaranY	10
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
bobbysq	6
rsisk	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
tjf	4
snoman	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
gcgeobuff	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2

Onward!