One night, the lab was locked up. One dedicated student stayed behind to finish the programming, not remembering that the team was not going to be back in the shop until just before their Week 7 competition.
Here is the proof that he is still trying to find that one last bug in the auto code, all these years later…
Here we see the elegant programmer in his natural habitat. After hours of hunting and stalking bugs in the code, it seems he collapsed in exhaustion from his efforts. Look at his beautiful, messy locks of hair, his almost glowing pale skin, and how it is almost impossible to distinguish if he is dead or not. Each of these are defense mechanisms so less people bother him.
Once I’ve uploaded my conscience to the crio, there will be no need for programming! Mwahahaha! What? No! What’s happening! Oh no! The 400 mega … hertz … pro … cess … … or … … … zzzzzzzzzzz
Programming by osmosis worked just as poorly in 2013 as it does today.
[NPOE]Also, me, at my mother’s kitchen table at the end of the Saints/Vikings game Sunday, though I probably made a louder thunk as my wrist was not in the way.[/NPOE]
Nobody said duct tape, a hammer, and WD-40 couldn’t fix anything in code, but all of the hammers were in use by the mechanical team. In somewhat related news, a loop of duct tape on the head is a bad idea.