CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #71

Bill: How do I turn this thing? Ya know, back in my day, we…

“what can I say, i like to gamble!”

Is this the win button? :slight_smile:

Bill: Dave says that the dice make it pimp!

Nothing says high roller like big wheels, big dice, and a grey wind breaker.

“Woot! I’m going to meet Dean and the rest of the Segway Gang! Maybe now that I’ve spruced up my Segway they’ll let me join their clu… aww man… what’s that on my wheel? Who didn’t clean up after their dog? Sheesh… I should have chosen the little pine tree air freshener instead of the dice…”

Bill- " Ohhh what will these kids think of next?"

and to the left is some tea and crumpets.

This button is new! I wonder if that is the booster they told me I was going to get?

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Hey, what about meeeee!

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Sorry Miss Jenny; I should have said the hippest “Indiana” Beatty. No doubt you would win the national title hands down, although you can never count Amanda out.

well shoot…a sprung seat and that 12 horse Kohler I’ve got out back and this’d make a dandy little lawn mower racer!

…and on this side I am going to put in the welded chain steering wheel, the Cadillac fins go on the back and then the flames paint job will trick it out… Maybe then they will put me in the remake of “American Graffiti”

Mr. Bill is perplexed as to why exactly the handle isn’t made of PVC. After further inspection, Bill realizes that he can incorporate this feature himself and make additional modifications as well, such as filecards for extra traction and several arms that perform various actions (hedge trimmer, weedwhacker, gutter cleaner, and leaf blower, to name a few) that all fold out from the single stand.

he actually had two more fuzzy dice but he ran over them (see white on wheels) while he was examining his nails after a manicure.

Up next on American Chopper, OCC takes a stab at pimping Beatty’s ride. So far, we know the design will include fuzzy dice.

This handle feels a little loose… I dont know…
Ill give you $50 for it.

“Here me baby, hold together!”

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Yes, I’m judging this thing before Sunday night. Go ahead, be shocked. I’ll wait.

…okie doke. First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. Goober!!!
  2. Greg Needel
  3. Kevin Kolodziej
  4. Jay Trzaskos
  5. T. Hoffman
  6. Wayne Doenges
  7. Rich Wong
  8. Conor Ryan
  9. Jay H 237
  10. Andrew Blair
  11. Bcahn836
  12. dlavery
  13. Pat McCarthy
  14. greencactus3
  15. Al Skierkiewicz

And the burn award:

(Not so much for Bill as for Jenny, mind you.)

Which means the scores are…

Gary Dillard	53
MissInformation	50
T. Hoffman	46
Rich Wong	46
EddieMcD	45
Nehalita	39
Jay Trzaskos	38
Al Skierkiewicz	37
Dlavery	36
Jay H 237	36
EricH	33
KathieK	31
Dorienne 007	29
Bcahn836	29
Andy Baker	28
Wayne Doenges	28
Amanda Morrison	26
Arefin Bari	26
Icurtis	25
EricS-Team180	23
“Big Mike”	20
Xzvrw2	20
DCA Fan	19
Koko Ed	16
JosephM	15
Alex Cormier	15
Kyle45	13
Mechanicalbrain	13
1derboy	13
Conor Ryan	11
Ashley Christine	11
Goober!!!	11
Artdutra04	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Kjhobin	10
Squirrelrock	9
Greg Needel	8
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
KarenH	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
JVN	6
Kevin Kolodziej	6
Miketwalker	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Richardp	5
Bill_Hancoc	5
Jessica Boucher	4
KenWittlief	4
RoboMom	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Spears312	4
Rich Kressly	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Adam Richards	2
Andrew Blair	2
Andrew Rudolph	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
RogerR	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Shyra1353	2
Wetzel	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Beth Sweet	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
InfernoX14	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Rees2001	1
Termite233	1
Tim Delles	1
Wilshire	1

An interesting statistic–Gary has yet to win a contest in this year. Five second places, eight honorable mentions, and three burn awards, but no wins. I guess being the bridesmaid isn’t always such a bad thing.

Onward!