CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #720

Happy Championship week, everyone!*

*Didn’t I just say that last week?

The scores after the last round:

EricH	156
petercooperjr	151
efoote868	135
ctt956	134
cgmv123	128
GeeTwo	120
Wayne Doenges	107
Leap	106
GaryVoshol	99
bdaroz	86
DonRotolo	85
carpedav000	69
Pooja Anil	57
Cyberphil	53
Nessie	41
Maggie Heaney	32
Hitchhiker 42	31
marcusbernstein	27
Bkeeneykid	25
KaranY	20
logank013	18
A Dozen Question Marks	16
Osby	16
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Hess1113	10
asid61	8
bobbysq	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
D_Price	6
rsisk	4
gcgeobuff	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
tjf	4
ellieheaney21	4
snoman	3
Jay H 237	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
mastachyra	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
Joey Jordan	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2
Big-b	2
debbiemusselman	2
arichman1257	2
rtomp	2
Barngirl425	2
Leon Bass	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/46438

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Right, but Woody said everyone likes Mangos…

“Hey, Mr. Referee, how come we got a red card for a match we weren’t even supposed to be in?”
“You’re right, you weren’t supposed to be in that one. So why were you?”

So these are the paths that the robots took around the airship, in complete accuracy, showing how your call was incorrect. Since it’s almost like video replay but not quite, you can review the play.

Little did Jared know that answering this question would be much easier than when the team member asked about what defines a “Launch”.

For the sixteenth time that day, the referee must again reconsider what constitutes a “rope.”

“I can’t find the place on the schedule where everybody does the Macarena.”
“Yes, that’s been cancelled this year.”

Referee: Cannot, triple stamped it, no erasies, touch blue make it true.

Girl: No! No! You can’t triple stamp a double stamp! You can’t triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd!

Girl:
“I thought strategies aimed towards the destruction of robots were illegal - have you SEEN our match schedule?”

Sorry, nothing in the rules indicates that POWERCUBE is a mathematical operation.

I know this only about a single point, but trust me, it matters.

J MIles: “May I asked you a question?”
Ref: “You just did.”
J MIles: “May I ask you another question?”
Ref: “You just did.”

“It is not proper to answer a question with a question.”

“As long as you comply with all game and robot rules, there’s no reason your ‘tower fan’ strategy would be illegal. Maybe ineffective, but legal. Though the field staff would probably appreciate it.”

At last! (Sorry y’all, but Monday got wilder late in the afternoon.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

EricH	159
petercooperjr	153
efoote868	137
ctt956	136
cgmv123	130
GeeTwo	122
Leap	116
Wayne Doenges	112
GaryVoshol	101
bdaroz	88
DonRotolo	85
carpedav000	69
Pooja Anil	57
Cyberphil	53
Nessie	41
Maggie Heaney	34
Hitchhiker 42	31
marcusbernstein	27
Bkeeneykid	25
KaranY	20
logank013	18
Osby	18
A Dozen Question Marks	16
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
IndySam	12
Hess1113	10
asid61	8
bobbysq	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
D_Price	6
rsisk	4
gcgeobuff	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
tjf	4
ellieheaney21	4
snoman	3
Jay H 237	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
mastachyra	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ClayTownR	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
Joey Jordan	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2
Big-b	2
debbiemusselman	2
arichman1257	2
rtomp	2
Barngirl425	2
Leon Bass	2

Onward!