CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #727


#1

Wasn’t that the one they crashed with a remote control down in Mexico?

The scores after the last round:

petercooperjr	176
EricH	176
efoote868	165
ctt956	148
Leap	144
cgmv123	142
GeeTwo	134
Wayne Doenges	127
GaryVoshol	114
bdaroz	101
DonRotolo	98
carpedav000	74
Pooja Anil	57
Cyberphil	53
Maggie Heaney	42
Nessie	41
Hitchhiker 42	31
marcusbernstein	27
Bkeeneykid	25
KaranY	20
Osby	20
logank013	18
IndySam	17
A Dozen Question Marks	16
dodar	14
Darre_Bonfire	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
Hess1113	10
bobbysq	10
asid61	8
ljensen	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
ClayTownR	6
D_Price	6
rsisk	4
gcgeobuff	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
tjf	4
ellieheaney21	4
Barngirl425	4
snoman	3
Jay H 237	3
ijensen	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
mastachyra	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
Joey Jordan	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2
Big-b	2
debbiemusselman	2
arichman1257	2
rtomp	2
Leon Bass	2
notmattlythgoe	2
Dan T.	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/46235

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!


#2

I’d never seen a purple 'corn,
And never hoped to see one.
But I tell you he has so much fun,
I’d as soon be as see one.


#3

Shortly after this photo, the UL Safety Advisors escorted the unicorn off the premises for a large number of safety violations.

  • No safety glasses, on either the human face or the horse face.
  • Sharp pointy object built into head.
  • Long hair not tied back (mane).
  • More long hair not tied back (tail).
  • Having hooves, which are not pleasant to have step on you even in closed-toed shoes.
    *]Being a unicorn in a nerd-infested area is HIGHLY dangerous for the unicorn, for a variety of reasons (conflicting instructions being only one)…

#4

Woman in the front row: “Hmph. I don’t care how much you holler, you’re not going to get me to put on safety glasses.”


#5

One rouge intake later and we now invented the game, “pin the tail on the unicorn.”


#6

After Air Bud 7, the writers decided that people were tired of dogs playing basketball. Ergo:


#7

“LISTEN UP! LISTEN UP! HEY LISTEN! LOOK AT ME! LISTEN!
HEY!
HEY!
STOP YELLING ROBOT IN THE PITS! OK? STOP IT!”

Drastic times call for drastic measures.


#8

Weekly World News Headline: Loch Ness Monster Spotted.


#9

“HEY COACH, WHAT TEAM DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK FOR OUR ALLIANCE!?!?!”


#10

Front Row Green: “They’ve done it again, this is their fourth unicorn match.”

Black Sweatshirt: “They scored 4RP?”

Green: “No, they bust out the unicorn to hype up the audience.”


#11

Taken the split second before he started vomiting
rainbows.


#12

Yelling out a warning: “Don’t eat the power cubes! They’ll turn you into a unicorn!”


#13

WHEN I SAY PURPLE, YOU SAY UNICORN!!!
PURPLE!!!
crickets


#14

Put on a unicorn costume they said…

You will be noticed they said…


#15

No, that’s not the unicorn of a Minnesota district event.


#16

“DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY EXTRA LARGE SAFETY GLASSES I CAN BORROW? ANYONE?!?!”


#17

Alright, let’s do the thing before I have to call someone else for customer service!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

petercooperjr	178
EricH	178
efoote868	170
Leap	154
ctt956	150
cgmv123	145
GeeTwo	136
Wayne Doenges	129
GaryVoshol	116
bdaroz	103
DonRotolo	100
carpedav000	74
Pooja Anil	57
Cyberphil	53
Maggie Heaney	42
Nessie	41
Hitchhiker 42	31
marcusbernstein	27
Bkeeneykid	25
KaranY	20
Osby	20
logank013	18
IndySam	17
Darre_Bonfire	16
A Dozen Question Marks	16
dodar	14
niklas674	14
Thayer McCollum	13
RoboDesigners	12
Hess1113	10
bobbysq	10
ljensen	10
ClayTownR	8
asid61	8
WillNess	7
frcguy	6
Al Skierkiewicz	6
D_Price	6
rsisk	4
gcgeobuff	4
Jon Stratis	4
SassyJapan	4
Charlie.bishop	4
tjf	4
ellieheaney21	4
Barngirl425	4
notmattlythgoe	4
snoman	3
Jay H 237	3
ijensen	3
Taylor	2
Golfer4646	2
mastachyra	2
Cothron Theiss	2
ollien	2
AustinShalit	2
Joey Jordan	2
OwenDotCode	2
Levi Madden	2
fargus111111111	2
Brian M	2
bbensel	2
Tom Ore	2
OMGRobots1	2
MattR501	2
holygrail	2
Big-b	2
debbiemusselman	2
arichman1257	2
rtomp	2
Leon Bass	2
Dan T.	2

Onward!