Instead, I give you the rules. (Other rules have been created, but these are the ones that see use.)
Normally, every entry gets an honorable mention worth two points because the old half-get-two-half-get-one format was a lot of work for basically zero difference. One particularly good zinger will receive the burn award and three points. Singles will be reserved for blatant copycat entries, things that cross “burn” into “okay chill dude”, or the truly incomprehensible. And don’t make me award a zero. (I think that’s happened once in 13 full years.)
There have been some updates to the rules over the years:
(“Working” gets a rather liberal interpretation, mind you.)
Since then, the only thing that’s changed is the deadline: **Sunday at midnight Eastern, **though entries posted afterward will count if they’re posted before I open the thread to score it.
That’s a tough one… a pita pocket? Pita is only slightly leavened, so I guess that’s bread. And the filling could be anything really, in any orientation. You know what, I’ll just come right out and say it. A poptart is a sandwich. Radical Sandwich Anarchy for me!
Thinking/panicking: “Duct tape or zip ties!? Duct tape or zip ties!? oh what to do, what to do! Screw it! I’ll use both! A battery cant break through duct tape and zip ties, right? I mean, ***what could go wrong?***”