CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #730

Go ahead and hope for fireworks. :wink:

The scores after the last round:

Cyberphil	10
Leap	5
ctt956	3
DonRotolo	2
GaryVoshol	2
EricH	2
bdaroz	2
GeeTwo	2
efoote868	2
Wayne Doenges	2
cgmv123	2
niklas674	2
ClayTownR	2
ljensen	2
Darre_Bonfire	2
DohertyBilly	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42769

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

No Safety Glasses?!

They have this game all wrong - you’re supposed to throw the boulders at the tower, not away from it!

Making Sir Isaac Newton proud, one dented shield at a time.

The obvious issue issue here is a lack of bench grinders. Or big rockets.

I don’t get it.

When twins fight medieval style

They may be female, but those Average Jos have bqlls.

Average Joes make a sub-average change to the rules. Human player duels!

The true hidden meaning within the AveRAGE Joe’s. Rage is no reason to resort to violence!

Plot twist: Missing is the 3rd button, which depicts the formidable boulder-hurling-dragon. Jo is tossing the boulder to defend her Joe, not tossing the boulder at her Joe.

“Question 1: If Jo is in a castle tower ten feet in the air, and Joe is standing two feet away from the base of the tower, find the Average Jotential Energy of a boulder thrown from Jo to Joe (drawing not to scale).”

They’re getting a red card…

In order:


In conclusion, the answer is 33 Joule Seconds. Alternatively, via conspiracy due to the doubt from the units it could be concluded that this question kills the average brain.

[NPAE] This is the first time anyone has taken me seriously on Chief and I’m not sure how to feel about it. Billfred, honestly whatever points you would’ve given me give this guy instead. [/NPAE]

Don’t you love it when you deflect balls off your shield and have your friend use the force to pull it up to them!

New entry (Just snuck in at the last second)

When it was paper airplanes the biggest problem was litter, but this is getting downright dangerous.

At last!

First place, as if there was a question:

[quote="“Sanket Nayak”]

In order:


In conclusion, the answer is 33 Joule Seconds. Alternatively, via conspiracy due to the doubt from the units it could be concluded that this question kills the average brain.[/quote]

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Cyberphil	13
Sanket Nayak	10
efoote868	7
Leap	7
ctt956	5
GaryVoshol	4
EricH	4
bdaroz	4
GeeTwo	4
Wayne Doenges	4
cgmv123	4
ClayTownR	4
ljensen	4
DonRotolo	4
niklas674	2
Darre_Bonfire	2
DohertyBilly	2

Onward!