The newlyweds thought everyone was throwing Nerds to celebrate their marriage. They were, but they were also celebrating the leak of the 2019 field diagram in the form of a stained-glass window.
Welcome to FIRST Marriage. In FIRST Marriage 2 individuals, a bride and a groom, compete on a 27 by 54 ft field and use affection in their quest to stay married…Just don’t ask about SECOND Marriage.
Head Referee: “Do you take him as your lawful husband, to have and to POSSESS, from this day forward, for Rank 1 or Rank 50, for 4 Ranking Points or for none, in lost comms and in consistent voltage, to love and practice Gracious Professionalism with until alliance selection do you part?”
Sorry for the double BIWWTM Rule, y’all. When the car decides it’s going to die right before an afternoon class, things just shift around. So, live from the dealership service waiting area…
First place goes to:
Second place goes to:
And the burn award goes to:
Which means the scores (after a very tough-to-judge contest) are: