CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #755


#1

We made it through Christmas, y’all! (What do you mean the stressful holiday is yet to come?)

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy	92
Cyberphil	87
efoote868	86
EricH	78
Leap	76
cgmv123	74
GaryVoshol	72
ctt956	72
GeeTwo	60
DonRotolo	53
Wayne Doenges	52
ClayTownR	50
bdaroz	49
carpedav000	33
SaltisVonWaltis	24
Al Skierkiewicz	19
npatony	19
jaredhk	16
snoman	14
Andrew_L	13
Sanket Nayak	12
ljensen	6
PeterR	6
Hitchhiker 42	5
tanman172000	4
niklas674	2
bobbysq	2
Big-b	2
Darre_Bonfire	2
Dan T.	2
DohertyBilly	2
ThatSoftwareGuy	2
gixxy	2
Zagar	2
Brittan	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21778

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern (or a little after whenever Brandon gets the site back up, realistically).

Go!


#2

55 hour conversion? We’re going to need more Cheetos and Diet Mountain Dew.


#3

Dean Kamen (Yoda): Always three there are, no more, no less. A master, an apprentice, and a Brandon Martus.
Me (Mace Windu): But which was destroyed? The reputation system or my 55 hours of binge-reading the Build Season Quotes thread?

[npoe] I look forward to the much needed forum switch. It may take a little while to get used to, but is well worth the improved security. Awesome job by Brandon and the rest of the CD dev team!
poe]


#4

The programming subteam in a nutshell


#5

Brandon: You aren’t leaving this room until you get ALL of Dean’s homework done, then you can finish the CD-Media


#6

Will cloning make the 55 hours go faster?


#7

Brandon forgets the first rule of programming: For all N of programmers, where N>0, work SLOWS by a factor of N due to “discussions” about the best way to do things.

[NPOE] In order to fully understand the joke, count like a programmer. Starting at 1 is doing it wrong.


#8

That one little laptop still runs the entire Chief Delphi site to this day.


#9

Tytus never really hated Brandon Marcus, it’s just clone envy.

[NPOE, and obviously an edit]

+googol[/NPOE]


#10

That one little man does too!


#11

[NAE] You haven’t met Martus or either of his clones in person, have you? If you have, then this post qualifies for the burn award. If not… [/NAE]


#12

A Chief Delphi Carol,

The ghost of Chief Delphi past, present, and future showed Brandon the effects of his loving care for this site over all of these years…

A thriving community discussing the most pertinent of Robotics related issues and practices, the most controversial namely whether memes should be banned or not.

[NPOE] A huge thank you to Brandon for all of his effort and support through the years, and especially for taking the time to move into the new software. I don’t even wish to think of what FIRST would be without Chief Delphi.[/NPOE]


#13

Process forking. Not the solution they’d hoped for.


#14

At least I have a good excuse this time for judging late, right?

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Cyberphil 99
Tomithy 97
efoote868 86
EricH 81
Leap 76
cgmv123 76
GaryVoshol 74
ctt956 72
GeeTwo 62
Wayne Doenges 54
DonRotolo 53
ClayTownR 50
bdaroz 49
carpedav000 35
SaltisVonWaltis 24
Al Skierkiewicz 19
npatony 19
jaredhk 16
snoman 14
Andrew_L 13
Sanket Nayak 12
ljensen 6
PeterR 6
Hitchhiker 42 5
tanman172000 4
gixxy 4
niklas674 2
bobbysq 2
Big-b 2
Darre_Bonfire 2
Dan T. 2
DohertyBilly 2
ThatSoftwareGuy 2
Zagar 2
Brittan 2

Onward!