CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #765

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#1

We’re on it!

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 132
EricH 114
Cyberphil 110
efoote868 108
cgmv123 105
GaryVoshol 103
Leap 89
GeeTwo 87
ctt956 72
Wayne Doenges 70
DonRotolo 64
ClayTownR 54
bdaroz 49
carpedav000 35
SaltisVonWaltis 33
hamac2003 24
npatony 21
Al Skierkiewicz 19
jaredhk 18
snoman 14
Andrew_L 13
Dan T. 12
Sanket Nayak 12
Osby 12
ljensen 12
tjf 10
fuddster 10
gixxy 8
PeterR 6
Squirrel2412 6
Hitchhiker 42 5
Mr_Tatorscout 5
tanman172000 4
gellnick 4
TheFlash 4
niklas674 2
mastachyra 2
bobbysq 2
Big-b 2
Darre_Bonfire 2
DohertyBilly 2
ThatSoftwareGuy 2
Zagar 2
Brittan 2
Quarked 2
Cleanse 2
thedjchi 2
Greeneh 2
Ian4467 2
Rival 2
ash4fun 2
minc3r 2
The_Flames 2
Ryan_Brown_6032 2
quarky 2
Lil_Lavery 2
MoistRobot 2
SnapDragon 2
typeusernamehere 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!


#2

Seen here: The origin of the JVN Spreadsheet.

JVN just wanted Andy to listen to him, and figured that Excel was the only way to do it.


#3

…And so then my great grandpa moved from Bicester to London. And he met my great grandmother. It’s a really interesting story. Say, did you ever hear how my grandpa got his first dollar?..


#4

JVN: See here, I have an excellent product idea. We need to give the teams what they really want. Maybe even put it in the KOP to throw off the new rookie teams. It would be soooooo funny. Oh oh oh, I know what we could do that would be even worse! You see here…

Andy: What did I ever do to deserve this…


#5

Leaked footage of John attempting to convince Andy to change the color of dye used in the molding of all compliant wheels to be #allblackeverything


#6

As John talked, Andy just sat there wondering what he did to deserve hearing about the wonders of Excel with regards to making climbers work, and also what AndyMark needed to sell to make more work for JVN spreadsheets.


#7

After much discussion, they still couldn’t agree on who’s watch had the correct time.


#8

Time for a snooze. Andy’s worn out from practicing with the band. What’s John’s excuse?


#9

Andy: “JVN, I’m listening. Oh look, a free buffet.”


#10

Andy tries to listen to John’s story, but he can’t shake the feeling that he’s being watched…


#11

“Yeah yeah yeah I heard you…but…why are there so many condiments in this restaurant?”


#12

Could you tell Andy that he’s being unreasonable?
Could you tell John that charging a heavy premium for shipping to Planet Primus is not unreasonable?
Could you tell Andy that I only need it shipped to Pluto, not Planet Primus?


#13

This was in moments like these that John regretted not buying earplugs.


#14

JVN schmoozing snoozing with Andy


#15

I’m just saying… we can just put a drive train out on the field and still win.
[it ain’t bragging if it’s true]


#16

As a former AndyMarkian, some of these are extra funny.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

(Wait, Andy was in a band?)

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy 134
EricH 124
Cyberphil 110
efoote868 110
cgmv123 107
GaryVoshol 106
Leap 89
GeeTwo 87
ctt956 72
Wayne Doenges 72
DonRotolo 66
ClayTownR 54
bdaroz 49
SaltisVonWaltis 35
carpedav000 35
hamac2003 29
npatony 21
jaredhk 20
Al Skierkiewicz 19
snoman 14
Osby 14
Andrew_L 13
Dan T. 12
Sanket Nayak 12
ljensen 12
tjf 10
fuddster 10
gixxy 8
Squirrel2412 8
PeterR 6
gellnick 6
Hitchhiker 42 5
Mr_Tatorscout 5
tanman172000 4
TheFlash 4
typeusernamehere 4
niklas674 2
mastachyra 2
bobbysq 2
Big-b 2
Darre_Bonfire 2
DohertyBilly 2
ThatSoftwareGuy 2
Zagar 2
Brittan 2
Quarked 2
Cleanse 2
thedjchi 2
Greeneh 2
Ian4467 2
Rival 2
ash4fun 2
minc3r 2
The_Flames 2
Ryan_Brown_6032 2
quarky 2
Lil_Lavery 2
MoistRobot 2
SnapDragon 2

Onward!


CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #766