CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #777

[Billfred]

Aren’t I lucky?

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy	176
EricH	157
cgmv123	141
efoote868	136
GeeTwo	129
GaryVoshol	129
Cyberphil	110
Leap	108
DonRotolo	106
Wayne Doenges	94
ctt956	72
ClayTownR	54
hamac2003	52
Osby	51
bdaroz	49
SaltisVonWaltis	48
carpedav000	35
gellnick	34
Squirrel2412	32
Dan T.	25
npatony	23
Al Skierkiewicz	21
jaredhk	20
typeusernamehere	16
snoman	14
ljensen	14
Andrew_L	13
Sanket Nayak	12
topace103	12
tjf	10
gixxy	10
fuddster	10
tanman172000	6
PeterR	6
jackTHEnerd	6
Hitchhiker 42	5
dodar	5
Mr_Tatorscout	5
Richard Wallace	4
bobbysq	4
TheFlash	4
MoistRobot	4
Ninja_Bait	4
Z-Ali	4
ThunderStruck	4
Aiden	4
Kaitlynmm569	4
niklas674	2
mastachyra	2
Big-b	2
Darre_Bonfire	2
DohertyBilly	2
ThatSoftwareGuy	2
Zagar	2
Brittan	2
Quarked	2
Cleanse	2
thedjchi	2
Greeneh	2
Ian4467	2
Rival	2
ash4fun	2
minc3r	2
The_Flames	2
Ryan_Brown_6032	2
quarky	2
Lil_Lavery	2
SnapDragon	2
Anthony4004	2
Weeks1983	2
Ares	2
JKBear331	2
CalTran	2
IKE	2
Fields	2
sgeckler	2
Chris136	2
Duoquinquagintillion	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

pic: 987 With Elvis at 2009 Las Vegas Regional

[f6ccebdad724d735ad150e43537b15eb_l.jpg] A team member with Elvis.

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[gellnick]

Elvis: I hereby inaugurate this robot with some Rock and Roll!
Student: Aww Heck Yea!
Elvis’s thoughts: Uh… Why did I do this?

[EricH]

Elvis: Awesome, I wish I’d had this around back when i was just a lad!
Elvis, internally: Sooo behind the times. MY planet has much better technology, these guys aren’t even on K’s level.

[Wayne_Doenges]

Elvis: “So you’re a high roller?”
Student: “Yes we are.”
Elvis: “So am I.”

[tanman172000]

It was on this day, the war between the King of Rock and FIRST Robotics was declared over, the bells of peace rang throughout the world as the two leaders greeted one another and shook hands.

[hamac2003]

You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Elvis!

[Tomithy]

Elvis- “Wow, you FRC guys are really efficient at making sure prisoners don’t escape.”
Student- “What do you mean?”
Elvis- “I think I might rename the ‘Jailhouse Rock’ the ‘Jailhouse Regolith’ because you guys’ floor is much more efficient at impeding motion than handcuffs ever were.”

[GeeTwo]

Curious fact: After a few rough concerts early in his career, this Elvis always wore ANSI approved eyewear in public.

[jackTHEnerd]

Student slightly scared as he shakes hands with zombie Elvis

[GaryVoshol]

Who let Elvis out of the BK in Kalamazoo?

[cgmv123]

The costume exists solely to get noticed during alliance selection.

[efoote868]

This was the high point of the 2009 season, meeting Elvis.

[GeeTwo]

[Replacement caption:]

No, no! Regolith does not mean the King of Rock!

[Billfred]

Alright, we’re on it!

First place goes to:

Elvis- “Wow, you FRC guys are really efficient at making sure prisoners don’t escape.”
Student- “What do you mean?”
Elvis- “I think I might rename the ‘Jailhouse Rock’ the ‘Jailhouse Regolith’ because you guys’ floor is much more efficient at impeding motion than handcuffs ever were.”

Second place goes to:

No, no! Regolith does not mean the King of Rock!

And the burn award goes to:

Elvis: Awesome, I wish I’d had this around back when i was just a lad!
Elvis, internally: Sooo behind the times. MY planet has much better technology, these guys aren’t even on K’s level.

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy	186
EricH	160
cgmv123	143
efoote868	138
GeeTwo	134
GaryVoshol	131
Cyberphil	110
Leap	108
DonRotolo	106
Wayne Doenges	96
ctt956	72
hamac2003	54
ClayTownR	54
Osby	51
bdaroz	49
SaltisVonWaltis	48
gellnick	36
carpedav000	35
Squirrel2412	32
Dan T.	25
npatony	23
Al Skierkiewicz	21
jaredhk	20
typeusernamehere	16
snoman	14
ljensen	14
Andrew_L	13
Sanket Nayak	12
topace103	12
tjf	10
gixxy	10
fuddster	10
tanman172000	8
jackTHEnerd	8
PeterR	6
Hitchhiker 42	5
dodar	5
Mr_Tatorscout	5
Richard Wallace	4
bobbysq	4
TheFlash	4
MoistRobot	4
Ninja_Bait	4
Z-Ali	4
ThunderStruck	4
Aiden	4
Kaitlynmm569	4
niklas674	2
mastachyra	2
Big-b	2
Darre_Bonfire	2
DohertyBilly	2
ThatSoftwareGuy	2
Zagar	2
Brittan	2
Quarked	2
Cleanse	2
thedjchi	2
Greeneh	2
Ian4467	2
Rival	2
ash4fun	2
minc3r	2
The_Flames	2
Ryan_Brown_6032	2
quarky	2
Lil_Lavery	2
SnapDragon	2
Anthony4004	2
Weeks1983	2
Ares	2
JKBear331	2
CalTran	2
IKE	2
Fields	2
sgeckler	2
Chris136	2
Duoquinquagintillion	2

Onward!