CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #777

Aren’t I lucky?

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 176
EricH 157
cgmv123 141
efoote868 136
GeeTwo 129
GaryVoshol 129
Cyberphil 110
Leap 108
DonRotolo 106
Wayne Doenges 94
ctt956 72
ClayTownR 54
hamac2003 52
Osby 51
bdaroz 49
SaltisVonWaltis 48
carpedav000 35
gellnick 34
Squirrel2412 32
Dan T. 25
npatony 23
Al Skierkiewicz 21
jaredhk 20
typeusernamehere 16
snoman 14
ljensen 14
Andrew_L 13
Sanket Nayak 12
topace103 12
tjf 10
gixxy 10
fuddster 10
tanman172000 6
PeterR 6
jackTHEnerd 6
Hitchhiker 42 5
dodar 5
Mr_Tatorscout 5
Richard Wallace 4
bobbysq 4
TheFlash 4
MoistRobot 4
Ninja_Bait 4
Z-Ali 4
ThunderStruck 4
Aiden 4
Kaitlynmm569 4
niklas674 2
mastachyra 2
Big-b 2
Darre_Bonfire 2
DohertyBilly 2
ThatSoftwareGuy 2
Zagar 2
Brittan 2
Quarked 2
Cleanse 2
thedjchi 2
Greeneh 2
Ian4467 2
Rival 2
ash4fun 2
minc3r 2
The_Flames 2
Ryan_Brown_6032 2
quarky 2
Lil_Lavery 2
SnapDragon 2
Anthony4004 2
Weeks1983 2
Ares 2
JKBear331 2
CalTran 2
IKE 2
Fields 2
sgeckler 2
Chris136 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Elvis: I hereby inaugurate this robot with some Rock and Roll!
Student: Aww Heck Yea!
Elvis’s thoughts: Uh… Why did I do this?

Elvis: Awesome, I wish I’d had this around back when i was just a lad!
Elvis, internally: Sooo behind the times. MY planet has much better technology, these guys aren’t even on K’s level.

Elvis: “So you’re a high roller?”
Student: “Yes we are.”
Elvis: “So am I.”

It was on this day, the war between the King of Rock and FIRST Robotics was declared over, the bells of peace rang throughout the world as the two leaders greeted one another and shook hands.

You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Elvis!

2 Likes

Elvis- “Wow, you FRC guys are really efficient at making sure prisoners don’t escape.”
Student- “What do you mean?”
Elvis- “I think I might rename the ‘Jailhouse Rock’ the ‘Jailhouse Regolith’ because you guys’ floor is much more efficient at impeding motion than handcuffs ever were.”

2 Likes

Curious fact: After a few rough concerts early in his career, this Elvis always wore ANSI approved eyewear in public.

Student slightly scared as he shakes hands with zombie Elvis

Who let Elvis out of the BK in Kalamazoo?

The costume exists solely to get noticed during alliance selection.

This was the high point of the 2009 season, meeting Elvis.

[Replacement caption:]

No, no! Regolith does not mean the King of Rock!

Alright, we’re on it!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy 186
EricH 160
cgmv123 143
efoote868 138
GeeTwo 134
GaryVoshol 131
Cyberphil 110
Leap 108
DonRotolo 106
Wayne Doenges 96
ctt956 72
hamac2003 54
ClayTownR 54
Osby 51
bdaroz 49
SaltisVonWaltis 48
gellnick 36
carpedav000 35
Squirrel2412 32
Dan T. 25
npatony 23
Al Skierkiewicz 21
jaredhk 20
typeusernamehere 16
snoman 14
ljensen 14
Andrew_L 13
Sanket Nayak 12
topace103 12
tjf 10
gixxy 10
fuddster 10
tanman172000 8
jackTHEnerd 8
PeterR 6
Hitchhiker 42 5
dodar 5
Mr_Tatorscout 5
Richard Wallace 4
bobbysq 4
TheFlash 4
MoistRobot 4
Ninja_Bait 4
Z-Ali 4
ThunderStruck 4
Aiden 4
Kaitlynmm569 4
niklas674 2
mastachyra 2
Big-b 2
Darre_Bonfire 2
DohertyBilly 2
ThatSoftwareGuy 2
Zagar 2
Brittan 2
Quarked 2
Cleanse 2
thedjchi 2
Greeneh 2
Ian4467 2
Rival 2
ash4fun 2
minc3r 2
The_Flames 2
Ryan_Brown_6032 2
quarky 2
Lil_Lavery 2
SnapDragon 2
Anthony4004 2
Weeks1983 2
Ares 2
JKBear331 2
CalTran 2
IKE 2
Fields 2
sgeckler 2
Chris136 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2

Onward!