CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #78

Or, the last caption contest before anyone here who is still sane goes insane.

Here’s the scores:

MissInformation	66
Gary Dillard	63
T. Hoffman	62
EddieMcD	59
Dlavery	57
Jay H 237	54
Rich Wong	51
Andy Baker	45
Al Skierkiewicz	45
Icurtis	45
Jay Trzaskos	45
EricH	42
Nehalita	41
KathieK	41
Dorienne 007	40
Bcahn836	39
Wayne Doenges	38
Arefin Bari	35
Koko Ed	29
EricS-Team180	29
Amanda Morrison	26
DCA Fan	26
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Kyle Love	19
Ashley Christine	18
Alex Cormier	18
Goober!!!	18
Artdutra04	17
KenWittlief	16
Conor Ryan	15
Mechanicalbrain	13
1derboy	13
Andrew Blair	12
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Kjhobin	10
Bill_Hancoc	9
Greg Needel	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
KarenH	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Jessica Boucher	6
Kevin Kolodziej	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Tim Delles	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
Richardp	5
InfernoX14	5
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Wetzel	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
RogerR	2
Sammy	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Rees2001	1
Rohan_DHS	1
Sciencenerd	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture, which will have to serve as my safety reminder for the year (as I can’t animate worth squat):

As always, the deadline is midnight at Saturday, although I’m sure that starting around 10:00 AM on Saturday you’ll have bigger things on your plate.


Scratch it right there… no, a little more to the right… Awww, ya got it!

This probably wouldn’t have happened if Ricky had worn his safety glasses over his eyes. If he had he might have noticed the finely printed letters on the lenses warning that “Sharp objects in front of lenses are closer than they appear”.

269’s Robot: This is what Ricky looked like before he got his front two teeth removed.

“Now I know what it feels like to be a fish that just got caught”

**Operator: ** Hey… is that Raul???
**Driver: **Oh my gosh, it is!!!
**Operator: ** Ricky get out of the way. Look guys!! It really is Raul!!!

Who needs Photoshop when you have Microsoft Paint. :smiley:

The Cooney Robotics team suddenly realized that they still had a little more work to do on their “Robo-Dentist” system. It seems that when the “remove filling” command was activated, they had forgotten to have the robot use an existing orifice rather than make a new one…

When robots become the safety captains for your team, you know everyone is going to have to wear their saftey glasses correctly.

“AHHHHHHH!!! i got something in my eye now only if i knew were my safety glasses were i wouldn’t have this problem!!!” :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Who needs spell check when you have creativity like Billfred?

/end entry

(Try again on “protecters” ;))

… but his fancy protective headgear was not enough
to stop the evil robot from sucking his brains out …

take two:

“my thoughts to your thoughts
my mind to your mind…

Ricky demonstrates 269’s heavy lifting ability. The team spent so much time on the robot it left little time for a design on the lift attachment. As this picture demonstrates, lifting a mentor with a little plastic head attachment causes a great deal of wear and tear on the mentor. Fortunately, doctors agree that with therapy, Ricky will be able to get his ears back to their original location without surgery.

Entry 1: Ricky, thinking that if he kept his eyes closed he wouldn’t need safety glasses. This did not keep him from running into robots and getting impaled though.

Entry 2: Team 269, in the hopes of getting Dean Kamen’s attention, decided to use Ricky as bait. Here we see them inserting the hook. After the initial pain, Ricky didn’t feel a thing as this was a part of his body he didn’t use :slight_smile:

Entry 3: Team 269’s robot, seeing a direct safety glass violation, decided to take matters in it own hands (hook) and put the glasses in their correct location. This caused Ricky great pain and some stitches but he will never forget the proper wearing of the glasses. The robot later self destructed because it caused harm to a human (Robotics law #1)

take three:

no matter how short you cut it, you cant stop a determined robot from pulling your hair

take four:


take five:

“How do YOU like getting new code downloaded every 2 minutes? Hurts, doesnt it?”

Fortunately the camera was searching for the yellow target

When 269’s robot decided to become a surgeon, it first learned the ropes of how to use anesthetic. Here, we see an example:

Ricky: owowowow!
Robot: he’s still awake ! ANESTHESIA!!!

[not part of entry] you might not get this fully if you haven’t seen the skit “Anesthesia”[/not part of entry]

269 Operator: Hey! Guys, I think Dave took the Krispy Kreme bait! We’ll be sure to have the best robot in 2006!

269 Driver: That’s not Dave! Ricky, why’d you have to take the last donut! :mad:

Tim the enchanter: There in that cave is a mnster of terrrible wrath! It will take your head off from a mile away!

Arthor, king of the brittens: where behid the robot?!?!?!




Aurthor: Lancealot! go kill it!

Lancealot: MY pleasure! I have head prtection! AHHHHHHH (rabbit rips its head off!)

Arthor: DEAR GOD!

(to understand this you must have seen monty python and the holy grail.)


And everyone turns their backs on the helpless robo kid.