CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #787

I’m sure you’ve been dreaming of this one for a while!

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 31
GeeTwo 26
gixxy 21
EricKline 21
gellnick 20
efoote868 15
Osby 13
Wayne Doenges 13
cgmv123 13
Squirrel2412 13
GaryVoshol 12
EricH 12
jackTHEnerd 10
hamac2003 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
quin 4
Thequackmaster 4
Mr.Mascot 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
DonRotolo 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
wgorgen 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Spock: Why are those people smiling at each other for so long?
McCoy: Whoever wins the smiling contest can drive the robot.
Spock: But… McCoy clamps hand over Spock’s mouth mmmmmph!
McCoy: whispers The other one heard you!

1 Like

Boeing’s record of safety has a very distinguished beginning, as seen in this early picture of some of the 737 MAX engineers.

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Girl in red shark shirt thinks: “I hope I get to meet this cool guy again in 9 years, when our picture pops up on some contest page.”

Middle girl: “Where can I get one of those cool stickers?”
Mentor: “First you need to graduate from high school, then go to college for four years.”
Middle Girl: “WHAT!?!?”
Mentor: “Just kidding. You can drive robot now.”

I’ll let you drive the robot if you get the bolt cutter out of the bottom drawer of that tool chest and cut the chain on these handcuffs.

Here we see a typical young girl developing a crush on a man twice her age. However there is no need to fear for the man, she’ll find someone else to crush on at the next booth.

What? Skunks can’t swim? Why are they at SeaFair?

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Robots at Seafair?

Water game confi- nah, too easy.

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The lady in purple is an expert at sneaking outside food into FRC events. Here she is shown using her skill by looking like a parent of one of the kids driving a robot.

When the robot drive demo takes 30 minutes to explain the buttons/controls and what it is supposed to do.

That is neat and all, but where are the Phasers? Ion Cannons? Plasma Cutter?

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Although the fight for driver was intense, this is FIRST, and we support gracious professionalism. Even in arguments as heated as this…

And when you press this button, the robot kicks the soccer ball.
(audible scream)
Or you know, whatever’s in front of it. The robot’s not picky.

I’m so glad that you drove the robot instead of me. I like being better than someone that’s not a freshman!

“That was a great simulation!”
“Simulation?! You were actually flying the plane!”

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" After I graduate, I want to work for Space X." The young girl replied.

I promise I haven’t forgotten. I’m just surrounded by LEGO bricks on three sides. And DUPLO bricks on the fourth.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And just when I thought the Burn Award was getting soft…

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy 33
GeeTwo 28
efoote868 25
gixxy 23
EricKline 23
gellnick 22
Wayne Doenges 18
Osby 15
EricH 15
cgmv123 15
Squirrel2412 15
GaryVoshol 14
jackTHEnerd 12
hamac2003 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
quin 6
Mr.Mascot 6
Thequackmaster 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
DonRotolo 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
wgorgen 2
NatsirtD 2

Onward!