CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #789

Let’s get to it!

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 43
GeeTwo 30
efoote868 27
gellnick 27
gixxy 25
EricKline 25
Wayne Doenges 20
Squirrel2412 18
EricH 17
cgmv123 17
GaryVoshol 16
Osby 15
jackTHEnerd 12
hamac2003 8
Mr.Mascot 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
quin 6
Thequackmaster 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
DonRotolo 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
wgorgen 2
NatsirtD 2
346CADmen 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Here, we have an example of how to ensure your awards will break: Posing for pictures.

3 Likes

The guy in the blue missed the memo: they’re first, not second

4 Likes

Winning the award for “stadium lookalike” was a very high honor.

4 Likes

Everybody works out by lifting weights.

But only champions exercise by lifting awards.

4 Likes

Guy in blue: You guys can’t count! It’s THREE for you guys and TWO for us! Three thou shalt count, and three shall be the number of thy counting!

1 Like

Also pictured, but very hard to see: crowds and crowds of adoring fans. The home colors blend in with the seats.

Not only is there almost no one watching the awards ceremony. The ultimate insult is that the camera man is pointing the opposite direction.

1 Like

Curiously, these six don’t appear to be afraid of seven.

just in case you don't get it

Why should these six be afraid of seven?
Because 7 8 9.

Smaller girl: “Gee, I’m glad I wore my forehead protectors.”

Guy on far right: We’ve won. I’ve achieved everything I’ve ever wanted, and for what… A trophy and a round of applause. Will people remember me after five years? Even one year? What is life… What is joy?

Celebrating a FIRST place win

When you team takes the “RED ALLIANCE!” cheer to heart, anything is possible…

Stop throwing those trophies at us! I mean. we can catch, but you’re gonna take someone’s eyes out…

They’re saying they’re #1, but do they know there are 2 trophies?

1 Like

Let’s get down to it!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy 45
GeeTwo 32
efoote868 29
gellnick 29
EricKline 27
gixxy 25
Squirrel2412 23
Wayne Doenges 22
EricH 19
cgmv123 19
GaryVoshol 18
Osby 15
DonRotolo 12
jackTHEnerd 12
Mr.Mascot 11
hamac2003 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
quin 6
wgorgen 4
Thequackmaster 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
NatsirtD 2
346CADmen 2
Mika1820 2

Onward!