CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #790

Once again!

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 45
GeeTwo 32
efoote868 29
gellnick 29
EricKline 27
gixxy 25
Squirrel2412 23
Wayne Doenges 22
EricH 19
cgmv123 19
GaryVoshol 18
Osby 15
DonRotolo 12
jackTHEnerd 12
Mr.Mascot 11
hamac2003 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
quin 6
wgorgen 4
Thequackmaster 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
NatsirtD 2
346CADmen 2
Mika1820 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

The true way the Citrus Circuits get their success:
Intimidating other teams by being on stilts and wearing odd hats. Other teams, even if they’re standing on stilts, don’t stand a chance.

Now introducing… The New and Improved Level 3 Buddy Climb!

Patent pending. Void where prohibited, including, but not limited to: FTC, First Stronghold, and above the driver station. Terms and conditions may apply.

Only legal if none can pass a Turing Test.

All the nerd stereotypes you could have picked, and you HAD to pick the one that will get us in trouble with over a billion people who have a government that disagrees with ours! If we get out of this alive, you’re on Shop Cleaning for all of next season!

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The Citrus Circuits on working on their outreach. Going global and trying to influence cultures around the world. In their attempts, they are embracing the local culture, in efforts to show the world that we are not so different. Perhaps with these new efforts Citrus Circuits will win their first chairman’s award in fifteen years.

While in China, The Citrus Circuits plan a new way to see the robot during sandstorm mode. Who said you can’t have stilts during sandstorm?

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New rule: “Your Robot must be shorter than the chin of your shortest Drive Team member.” This is in the Safety section of the manual - just in case people don’t wear safety glasses. Once again demonstrating the law of unintended consequences.

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Only a matter of time before the GDC forgets the “no stilts during sandstorm” clause. And then Citrus Circuits will be ready…

Presenting the typical FRC regional alliance: the people on the left and right are the captain and first pick, and each of them is starting with the straw hat game piece. Meanwhile, the second pick located in the center looks completely lost and has no game piece.

Student in red hat: “Hey Coach! I think I found the solution for our vertically challenged drivers.”

Just like Uneasy Rider, it all came apart with a “Tip your hat to this lady, son.”

Rumple stilts’ kin. The boy and the twins.
But they don’t look all that rumpled…

Time to make a human pyramid!

Citrus circuit meetings to discuss methods of hab climb, 2019, colorized.

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Carl Douglas has entered the chat

:notes:"Everybody was kung-fu fighting":notes:

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Let’s get to it!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy 47
GeeTwo 34
efoote868 31
gellnick 31
EricKline 29
gixxy 27
Squirrel2412 25
Wayne Doenges 24
GaryVoshol 23
DonRotolo 22
EricH 22
cgmv123 21
Osby 15
Mr.Mascot 13
jackTHEnerd 12
hamac2003 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
quin 6
wgorgen 4
Thequackmaster 4
NatsirtD 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
Mika1820 2

Onward!