CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #792

Happy early FTC season, y’all!

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 49
GeeTwo 36
Squirrel2412 35
efoote868 33
gellnick 33
EricKline 31
gixxy 29
Wayne Doenges 26
cgmv123 26
GaryVoshol 25
EricH 25
DonRotolo 22
Osby 15
Mr.Mascot 15
jackTHEnerd 12
hamac2003 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
quin 6
wgorgen 4
Thequackmaster 4
NatsirtD 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
Mika1820 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

How to attract recruits in Florida: Get them thinking about snow, ice, and cold. Also works in Arizona and Hawaii.

Oddly enough, this particular strategy utterly fails in Alaska, Minnesota, Michigan, New England, and New York.

2 Likes

Ah yes. The one true God: Penguin Mc-Penguin Face

1 Like

Showing another example how everything we do breaks the laws of physics and nature. This is an example showing that we can make penguins fly. (Clarification)

1 Like

It’s Happy Foot all over again, but they’re on a mission: Convince Dean Kamen that penguins are indeed robots.
After all, they are technically electromechanical devices, and they satisfy bumper requirements.

2 Likes

They really cut the budget with this March of the Penguins remake.

Leaked footage of FIRST RISE game reveal video. The penguins are game pieces.

3 Likes

The new Penguins of Madagascar. Here we see them leaving Private out to dry.

12 years later, and we still don’t have a flying penguin game. Or an ice game. Or …

[npoe]It took great restraint, but I didn’t say those two detested words.[/npoe]

1 Like

This years game is ice themed, which slowly becomes a [redacted] game as the season progresses.

3 Likes

What happens when you only consider if something is possible and not if it’s a bad idea.

Everyone is saying it’s a water game because there is ice, but it’s actually a water game because it’s a picture of a FLOAT.

[scoff] If penguins were meant to fly, they’d be… uh. never mind.

In late breaking news, an APB has been reported for an igloo driven by penguins last seen headed south on HWY 1.

1 Like

The driver of the igloo is experiencing tunnel vision.

[NAE] Actually, it looks like it’s a block over, heading north.

[/NAE]

Forget the robot apocalypse, watch for the killer penguins from MARS…

I’m going to cross my fingers that this all works; I’m doing this on the finest cheap Windows laptop while my Mac is getting a new keyboard. (Which also means a new battery. Debatable repairability, but nice when it’s a quality program!)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy 54
efoote868 43
GeeTwo 38
Squirrel2412 37
gellnick 35
EricKline 33
gixxy 32
Wayne Doenges 28
cgmv123 28
GaryVoshol 27
EricH 27
DonRotolo 24
Osby 17
Mr.Mascot 15
jackTHEnerd 12
hamac2003 8
quin 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
wgorgen 4
Thequackmaster 4
NatsirtD 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
Mika1820 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2

Onward!

Nope, it didn’t work, because I know you meant for me to win :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
(Oh oh, negative infinity coming …)

1 Like