CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #793

Hey, the judging didn’t totally flame out!

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 54
efoote868 43
GeeTwo 38
Squirrel2412 37
gellnick 35
EricKline 33
gixxy 32
Wayne Doenges 28
cgmv123 28
GaryVoshol 27
EricH 27
DonRotolo 24
Osby 17
Mr.Mascot 15
jackTHEnerd 12
hamac2003 8
quin 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
wgorgen 4
Thequackmaster 4
NatsirtD 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
Mika1820 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Team 48 went into the Spiderverse without their suits.

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Travis playing a spoiler even after the competition was over.

Travis aimed his silly string. With it, he targeted the leaders of the revolution. He was the leader of this team, and after this revolution, no one would question his leadership again.

Travis fought valiantly welding his Silly String. Alas, he couldn’t overcome the student’s Armor Class.

Here we see Travis introducing his students to String theory. Silly, isn’t it?

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At least it wasn’t paper airplanes.

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Greek soldiers exiting the Trojan horse, engaging in conflict with the Troy soldiers.

April 24, 1184 B.C. (Colorized)

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Presenting the origin of the “Travis Hoffman Memorial Burn Award Award”: Travis experimented with silly string and a lighter, ending up with a situation containing more heat than any discussion on CD.

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Travis Hoffman learned spraying silly string is too slow. However, there’s a solution: Drop an anvil on it instead!

Travis inspires the GDC to add the word “entanglement” to the rules in several places (e.g. 2019’s G19).

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Bus driver:

…but nooo, I just had to let myself get talked into driving a charter bus.

“See the world!” they said. “Great benefits!” they said.

Ha! I’m scraping Silly String off windows and babysitting punks with medals.

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Traditionally, when a large ship first enters harbor, the fireboats line up and give it a ‘spray-down’ as an honor. So when a large man exits the bus…

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What do you mean we don’t need to bring the rain gear?

The first consideration was to throw Buckeyes, but they couldn’t find any.

Alright, let’s get to it! (And now it’s easier with a real keyboard!)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy 56
efoote868 45
GeeTwo 40
Squirrel2412 39
EricKline 38
EricH 37
gellnick 37
gixxy 34
Wayne Doenges 30
cgmv123 30
GaryVoshol 29
DonRotolo 27
Osby 19
Mr.Mascot 17
jackTHEnerd 12
hamac2003 8
quin 8
Kaitlynmm569 6
wgorgen 4
Thequackmaster 4
NatsirtD 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
Mika1820 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2

Onward!