CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #799

Let’s try this again…

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 68
efoote868 63
gellnick 58
Squirrel2412 57
GeeTwo 53
GaryVoshol 48
EricKline 48
EricH 47
Wayne Doenges 43
cgmv123 40
gixxy 38
Mr.Mascot 35
DonRotolo 31
Osby 29
quin 14
jackTHEnerd 12
VanNerd 11
C_MacC 10
hamac2003 10
NatsirtD 10
Kaitlynmm569 8
Thequackmaster 8
wgorgen 6
Mika1820 4
rsisk 3
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
SaltisVonWaltis 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
typeusernamehere 2
Aiden 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
Attention 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture, the one that should’ve been in last week’s contest grumble grumble…

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

(Funny story, I about freaked out when I posted this that it was linked to from contest 797. Seems I edited the first post of 797 rather than post 798 correctly, down to the mention of entering in person at SCRIW. D’oh!)

You don’t use this to clean a file, you use that to clean a file!
You use this to gather all those random nuts and bolts.
And these safety glasses are green for a reason. It’s definitely not that I spilled green paint on them

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“Hello, dispatch? Yes, I’d like to report a bunch of crazy people in my area. Yeah, I might be one of them. Uh… well, I mean we’ve locked ourselves in this shop for the past few weeks, missed about three nights of sleep in a row, and most of us are babbling something about ‘need to get this robot built’…You’ll have the crazy collection crew out shortly? Thanks!”

What you fail to understand, is that now, NOTHING will stand in my way!

Oh yeah, it’s that one tool… I don’t really remember what it’s for, it isn’t very useful for building bots.

Student: “What are those weird glasses used for?”
Billfred: “For making me so nearsighted I can’t see what I’m posting in which thread”

[\npoe] I know I’m walking close to minus infinity, but if I do get it, I can just put on those glasses so I won’t see it, and therefore it won’t exist.

When you don’t have time to get a haircut, the combs you require get a little bit more intense.

“My precious!”

Did someone say something about brushless motors? What am I supposed to do with this?

‘Where’s Waldo’ has taken a tragic turn for the worst.

After 15 years of Caption Contests, Billfred finally losing his mind.

[from brush] Stanley, cleanup in 1807’s pit. Bring a magnet as well as a mop. And a time machine if you’ve got one.

This is the cleanup I was born for!

Well well well. What do we have here? Is it someone not wearing their safety glasses? They surely will wear them tomorrow, or they will be forever spooked.

Hello, I’d like to report how clean the shop is now.

Is this what being High-on-potenuse does to you?

The power of a horse hair brush.

Here we see an innocent freshman being suddenly transformed into a seasoned FRC veteran.

Let’s get to it!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy -infinity
efoote868 65
gellnick 60
GaryVoshol 58
Squirrel2412 57
GeeTwo 55
EricKline 53
EricH 49
Wayne Doenges 45
cgmv123 42
gixxy 40
Mr.Mascot 37
DonRotolo 31
Osby 29
quin 16
VanNerd 13
C_MacC 12
jackTHEnerd 12
NatsirtD 12
hamac2003 10
Kaitlynmm569 8
wgorgen 8
Thequackmaster 8
Mika1820 4
rsisk 3
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
SaltisVonWaltis 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
typeusernamehere 2
Aiden 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
Attention 2

Onward!

Ooof a -\infty!

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