CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #8

Alright, so this week I figured I’d find a picture that none of you could be nearly as vicious about. Scoreage:

greencactus3: 26
Jeff Wagelin: 24
Michelle 236: 20
MissInformation: 19
Gary Dillard: 12
Lil’ Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 11
Greg Needel: 10
EddieMcD: 9
“Big Mike”: 9
dlavery: 9
Astronouth7303: 7
Andy Baker: 6
Elgin Clock: 6
Tom Schindler: 6
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Vivelation: 5
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Jay H 237: 4
Ken Patton: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Dorienne Plait: 3
JVN: 3
Amanda Morrison: 2
DCA Fan: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
RogerR: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1
BCahn836: 1

Go ahead and force me to give out an “oooo, buuuuuuuurn” award on this one, I dare you:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=232&direction=DESC&sort=date&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

And now that I think I’ve finally figured out my schedule, the official deadline is being tweaked one more time to make things more simple. The deadline is Wednesday night at 9:00 PM Eastern. (You know, so I can score them right when they’re due and not be short three hours of sleep that night. And I’ve never seen anyone post an entry in that three hours of difference anyway.)

Go!

“vB4. Finally.” - me, in November

U.S. National - AP
Fri July 13, 2001 - 05:21 PM
Pontiac, MI USA - The ongoing feud to rename the “Rumor Mill” to the “Rumor Lathe” was put aside this weekend by parties representing both sides of the debate when ChiefDelphi.com crashed and the back-up system had to be implemented.
<Knock on wood BTW… We hope to never see CD crash. :yikes: >

Did you here? NASA has lost contact with the mars rover again, so they are sending Dave to mars to fix them. WTG Dave!!!

(looks at photo board) Oh look! A display of MissInformations photos. There’s a photo of Dave in his ‘pimp hat’, and look here’s another photo of Dave cutting a cake and finding a Krispy Kreme box, and another photo of Dave and another, and…(gets to second column of photos) Look Dave spotted her! In this photo he’s looking at her, the next one he’s heading towards her, he’s getting closer, he’s getting even more closer…Hey! What happened to the last photo?! :ahh: (looks around at comp, I see Dave but where’s Heidi? :yikes: )

The first that comes to mind looking at all those Polaroids:

“And that’s the way we became the ChiefDelphi bunch!”

“OH WOW!!! Vb 0.0.3 Alpha this will be great to use as a forum” - Brandon Martus

on the original chiefdelphi forums, spell check consisted of a Webster’s dictionary and a middle-school grammar book.

Chief Delphi’s most wanted: hardened criminals who continuously post threads in the wrong forums… please do not try to confront these people on your own, they may be armed and dangerous.

Heidi

Due to the power outage back in 2003, CD.com was forced to use primative ways…

“Even the Teams!!”

“did she really just upload another whoami pic???”

“Wait a minute guys, how do i see my rep?!?!!?!?!?” :ahh:

“The forums crashed”
“What happened?”
“Oh, some kid hit it with a floppy.”

“Rumor has it that EddieMcD will win this caption contest.”

Archaologists, working in a new dig outside old Detroit, have unearthed evidence of a primitive communications method from the pre-electronic age. This system, which apparently included early attempts at mass communications, used archaic tools known as “pen-and-paper” and some ancient, unknown skill called “handwriting.”

And just to go after that challege…

‘And at the recent CD Webhug, 32 pictures of someone named “JVN” suddenly appeared under the “Who Are You?” section of the bulletin board. Normally this would not be noteworthy, but they were all sequential shots of an unconscious Mr. V-Neun being Saran-wrapped by one “Amanda Morrison.”’

I had problems thinking of something…hmm…

The ChiefDelphi personals section backfired when the Cool Squad took out a hit on every JVN.

Does that even make sense? lol

After an unsuccessful career as “posterboardmaster”, Brandon Martus decided to buy a computer and try something else.

… and tonight, on “America’s Most Wanted FIRSTers”, we focus on 32 FIRSTers who were active in 1999. If you know the whereabouts of these formerly dedicated mentors and students, please call 1-888-888-4747.