CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #803

Of course I wouldn’t start the contest of my home area code in my home area code…

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 77
efoote868 71
GeeTwo 69
gellnick 69
GaryVoshol 64
Squirrel2412 63
EricKline 61
EricH 58
Wayne Doenges 51
cgmv123 49
Mr.Mascot 43
gixxy 42
DonRotolo 33
Osby 29
quin 22
C_MacC 18
VanNerd 15
Aiden 14
NatsirtD 14
Richard Wallace 12
jackTHEnerd 12
hamac2003 10
wgorgen 10
Thequackmaster 10
Kaitlynmm569 8
typeusernamehere 5
SaltisVonWaltis 4
Mika1820 4
rsisk 3
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
Attention 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Refereeing a Nascar race, and reminding the drivers of the only two rules that matter.

The most important 2008 rule: Turn LEFT. Not RIGHT. Don’t go the wrong way and end up almost losing like red in 2008 Waterloo Match 17.

[npoe] This is now the third time I have referenced this match in a caption contest:
Caption Contest #735 and Caption Contest #785 being the other 2 [npoe]

[npoe2] It’s not considered copying if you copy your own ideas, is it?!?! :wink: [npoe2]

They hacked the password to the 2008 game manual. No one in FRC believed their game leaks, all while thinking FRC wants to emulate sports and NASCAR isn’t a sport in the traditional sense.

Here we see two Championships variety travelling sales referees barred from entering GDC headquarters after trying to sell the rules of Recycle Rush back to the GDC for the fourth time in a row since 2015.
They still show up on occasion trying to fool a robot’s vision system into ramming the gate open, however. Unfortunately for them, robot vision can’t read, even though the programmers can.

Aren’t you glad they took the swear-word symbols out of the manual password?

…and hurdle if you’ve got 'em.

Here we see the only two rules needed for both Nascar and FRC 2008. This rule was originally simply go fast, but an unfortunate accident resulted in the second rule being added.

Keeping the officials behind the fence, safety first!

Modeling the direction of first (growing and growing more in the west left of HQ)

Tesla’s advanced design group reveals the complete final design requirements for the Cybertruck.

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Refs.: “No! You are reading it all wrong. Look at the flags. It says 'Turn Fast, Go Left.”

The signs don’t say anything about only building one drivetrain!

Three lefts make a right so these really are the only instructions you need for driving a robot.

The opening lines of the latest Dr. Seuss FRC parody.

Woo, I survived New York!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy 79
gellnick 79
efoote868 74
GeeTwo 71
GaryVoshol 66
Squirrel2412 65
EricKline 61
EricH 60
Wayne Doenges 53
cgmv123 51
Mr.Mascot 45
gixxy 42
DonRotolo 33
Osby 31
quin 24
C_MacC 23
VanNerd 15
Aiden 14
NatsirtD 14
Richard Wallace 12
jackTHEnerd 12
wgorgen 12
hamac2003 10
Thequackmaster 10
Kaitlynmm569 8
typeusernamehere 5
SaltisVonWaltis 4
Mika1820 4
rsisk 3
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
Attention 2

Onward!

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