CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #814

At last!

The scores after the last round:

efoote868 117
gellnick 113
GaryVoshol 107
Tomithy 99
GeeTwo 95
Squirrel2412 89
EricH 85
Wayne Doenges 83
cgmv123 71
Mr.Mascot 67
EricKline 63
gixxy 56
Osby 51
C_MacC 49
quin 44
DonRotolo 43
wgorgen 40
NatsirtD 22
Aiden 20
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 14
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
hamac2003 10
clonedcheese 9
Kaitlynmm569 8
Attention 8
rsisk 7
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 4
Gavatron77 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
AsianManSteve 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

It was when they realized that the bumpers were illegal due to there being no Camouflage Alliance that Team 814 decided to make their entire robot a camoflaged tank, not just their drivetrain.
Legend has it that the LRI still isn’t sure what hit him when the driver didn’t hit the E-stop fast enough.

Team 814 illustrates three ways to go blind:

  1. Fail to wear safety glasses
  2. Have a big claw for a robot that grabs you by the eyes
  3. Wear team 814 shirts!
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Hey Dudes, I hear there’s Lobster on the menu tonight.

Here we see a vex team using a clawbot at FRC scale. This astonishing feat was accomplished without anyone seeing, and the other teams couldn’t even see what had hit them.

The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

Behold. I have been chosen! I move on to a better life. One with an endless build season, and no bag day.

*Toy story reference in case no one gets it.

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I like spicy mustard on my robster craw.
What the heck is a robster craw?

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The drive team’s reaction after being told what a Frame Perimeter is. “We’re good!”

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Team 814, where even the robot does the Joe Matt pose!

That mustard’s not coming off that shirt is it? Oh well, let’s own it. TEAM SPICY MUSTARD!!!

I guess those shirts aren’t bright enough to light up the whole room.

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Leftmost person:

I wish I had a rubber band.

Team 814 is proud to present it’s latest robot “Audrey II”. Starting off as a VEX bot, the robot experienced a sudden growth spurt after the team captain, Seymour, accidentally cut his finger and dripped some of his blood into the control system. Now competing in FRC, “Audrey II” is heard to exclaim “feed me, Seymour” at the beginning of each match and the team membership has dropped to only 4 members as many members seem to have mysteriously disappeared after visiting the team’s pit.

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The emcee won’t know what’s clamped around him!

Want some dino nuggies to go with that spicy mustard?

https://frc-events.firstinspires.org/2020/team/8415

Check it out! We may not have won the robotics competition, but we did win Food Network’s “Chopped” by making spicy mustard using white lithium grease for the base, aluminum shavings for the mustard seeds, and a little yellow food coloring for appearance. Didn’t think we would win, but I guess all of our judges were gearboxes because they couldn’t seem to get enough of it.

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Boy, you shoulda seen his face when he discovered the toilet seat was really a catapult!

Alright, let’s get to it before I fall asleep from these long nights!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

efoote868 119
gellnick 115
GaryVoshol 109
Tomithy 101
GeeTwo 97
Squirrel2412 91
EricH 88
Wayne Doenges 85
cgmv123 73
Mr.Mascot 69
EricKline 63
gixxy 56
DonRotolo 53
Osby 53
C_MacC 49
quin 46
wgorgen 45
NatsirtD 24
Aiden 20
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 14
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
hamac2003 10
Attention 10
clonedcheese 9
Kaitlynmm569 8
rsisk 7
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 4
Gavatron77 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
AsianManSteve 2

Onward!