CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #816

Happy Week 1, everybody!

The scores after the last round:

efoote868 121
gellnick 117
GaryVoshol 111
Tomithy 103
GeeTwo 99
EricH 93
Squirrel2412 93
Wayne Doenges 87
Mr.Mascot 79
cgmv123 75
EricKline 63
gixxy 56
DonRotolo 55
Osby 55
C_MacC 51
quin 48
wgorgen 47
NatsirtD 26
Aiden 23
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 14
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
Attention 12
hamac2003 10
clonedcheese 9
Kaitlynmm569 8
rsisk 7
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 4
Gavatron77 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
AsianManSteve 2
bsimmons 2
sk2983 2
TheRealJamesOo 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern. I will be at the Palmetto Regional with 1293. Feel free to submit your entry in person.

Go!

Engineering students CAN count. However… they often need to use fingers to come close to getting it right.

INSTANT RED CARD
reason: (ungracious professionalism: No flashing gang signs at competition)

So you’re sleep deprived from robotics and these are the doctors that ask you how many fingers you’re holding up.

They lost the engineering award that year when the judge asked “What is pi?”

These students were asked how many food groups there are.
The first student didn’t get the question, the second student can’t count to four, the next student got it right and the last one thinks Pizza and Mt. Dew are the only ones.

Inventing the Non-Circle Game. (Made you look!)

Freshman: What are we doing
Sophomore: Doing the thing enthusiastically
Junior: Doing the thing unenthusiastically
Senior: Technically doing the thing

How to spot the team’s programmer: Ask “How many 775s did each of you guys fry this year?”

Monty Palmetto and the Holy Robot , Part 2, Scene “The Pits”.

And the Pit Announcer spake, saying, “First shalt thou take off the Holy Prescription Safety Glasses and put on Holy Safety Glasses. Then shalt thou count to three fingers, no more–no less. Three shall be the fingers thou shalt count, and the number of the fingers shall be three. Four fingers shalt thou not count, neither count thou two fingers, excepting that thou then proceed to three fingers.

Unfortunately, these actors needed their prescription safety glasses.

Me and da bois showin the Palmetto Regional who’s boss

The world moves so fast those signs stopped being cool within 5 minutes.

Normally the only one not doing anything with his fingers would feel left out, but in this case it was probably for the best.

“Do or do not there is not try” -yoda

Just want to let you know that I feel that we have a bunch of triers here.

Including the guy on the left, and much like build season, everyone seems so inexplicably confident that their way is the right way. Who’s going to break it to them that they’re all doing different things?

When a pit scout asks how many autos your robot can do.

Try again guys. That’s just one set of numbers, and you’re only allowed 15 pounds for your bumpers.

Let’s get to it!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

gellnick 127
efoote868 123
GaryVoshol 113
Tomithy 106
GeeTwo 101
EricH 95
Squirrel2412 95
Wayne Doenges 89
Mr.Mascot 81
cgmv123 77
EricKline 63
Osby 57
gixxy 56
DonRotolo 55
C_MacC 53
quin 50
wgorgen 47
NatsirtD 31
Aiden 23
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 14
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
Attention 12
hamac2003 10
clonedcheese 9
Kaitlynmm569 8
rsisk 7
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 4
Gavatron77 4
TheRealJamesOo 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
AsianManSteve 2
bsimmons 2
sk2983 2
Isserlis 2

Onward!

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