CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #82

The still dashing and retired Superman Sr. and his wife Dottie (aka Lois Lane) often come out of their Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic to wave to the tourists and to pose for pictures.

Dottie: Im cold Al!
Al: you women are always cold!

In spite of the many achievements he had already made, Al felt his life would have no meaning until he really did sell an airconditioner to an Eskimo.

Al: “I would like to thanks Heidi for using paintshop pro to make it look like we were someplace far north. I think this might be a good cover story for missing IRI instead of we were in Florida.”

Director: “Action!”
Al: “This new FIRST all weather gear will keep you warm even in the coldest of climates. Don’t you agree Dottie?”
Dottie: “I sure do. I’m not even the least bit cold”
Director: “And cut, print! That’s a rap.”
Dottie: “Can we get out of these jackets before I melt?”
Al: “For sure. Let’s go and watch Mythbusters ™. I hear Woodie Flowers makes an appearance.”

Dottie: Al, why didn’t you tell me that it always snows at kickoff? Let’s go find that guy in denim so we can get out of here!

"After telling numerous kids how a water game would be impossible for FIRST, Al Skierkiewicz decided to show them why.

Al: ‘See, this is what all water looks like in New England during build season.’

The kids promptly recanted."

The Tofu commercial didn’t turn out as great as they thought it would

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Wait a second, we don’t have huge icebergs in the middle of New England! We just have trillions of little flakes of frozen ice. :stuck_out_tongue:](

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Over the course of the day, many things have fallen apart. Seattle’s chance of a Super Bowl win, The Carolina Plaza, and my first attempt to judge this caption contest. (Fact: When using tabbed browsing in Safari, Command-W and Shift-Command-W accomplish very different things.)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

  1. Bcahn836
  2. Koko Ed
  3. artdutra04
  4. Wayne Doenges
  5. EddieMcD
  6. MattD1Drift
  7. iCurtis
  8. Andy Baker
  9. Jay Trzaskos
  10. Andrew Blair
  11. richardp
  12. Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to…

Which means the scores are…

MissInformation	79
Gary Dillard	78
T. Hoffman	73
Rich Wong	68
EddieMcD	64
Dlavery	61
Jay H 237	60
Andy Baker	57
Icurtis	56
Jay Trzaskos	54
Al Skierkiewicz	52
EricH	51
KathieK	48
Nehalita	46
Wayne Doenges	46
Bcahn836	43
Dorienne 007	41
Arefin Bari	38
Koko Ed	36
Artdutra04	31
DCA Fan	30
EricS-Team180	29
Amanda Morrison	26
Ashley Christine	24
Goober!!!	24
Andrew Blair	23
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Kyle Love	19
Alex Cormier	19
KenWittlief	18
Conor Ryan	16
Mechanicalbrain	15
Zach Purser	14
1derboy	13
Jessica Boucher	11
Tim Delles	11
KarenH	11
Richardp	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Bill_Hancoc	10
Kjhobin	10
Greg Needel	9
Dave Scheck	8
Kevin Kolodziej	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
InfernoX14	5
MattD1Drift	5
Sciencenerd	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Skimoose	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
Sammy	2
Boiler	2
Cody C	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
Rohan_DHS	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
GaryV1188	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Pwilczynski	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1