The still dashing and retired Superman Sr. and his wife Dottie (aka Lois Lane) often come out of their Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic to wave to the tourists and to pose for pictures.
Dottie: Im cold Al!
Al: you women are always cold!
In spite of the many achievements he had already made, Al felt his life would have no meaning until he really did sell an airconditioner to an Eskimo.
Al: “I would like to thanks Heidi for using paintshop pro to make it look like we were someplace far north. I think this might be a good cover story for missing IRI instead of we were in Florida.”
Director: “Action!”
Al: “This new FIRST all weather gear will keep you warm even in the coldest of climates. Don’t you agree Dottie?”
Dottie: “I sure do. I’m not even the least bit cold”
Director: “And cut, print! That’s a rap.”
Dottie: “Can we get out of these jackets before I melt?”
Al: “For sure. Let’s go and watch Mythbusters ™. I hear Woodie Flowers makes an appearance.”
Dottie: Al, why didn’t you tell me that it always snows at kickoff? Let’s go find that guy in denim so we can get out of here!
"After telling numerous kids how a water game would be impossible for FIRST, Al Skierkiewicz decided to show them why.
Al: ‘See, this is what all water looks like in New England during build season.’
The kids promptly recanted."
The Tofu commercial didn’t turn out as great as they thought it would
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Wait a second, we don’t have huge icebergs in the middle of New England! We just have trillions of little flakes of frozen ice. 
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Over the course of the day, many things have fallen apart. Seattle’s chance of a Super Bowl win, The Carolina Plaza, and my first attempt to judge this caption contest. (Fact: When using tabbed browsing in Safari, Command-W and Shift-Command-W accomplish very different things.)
First place goes to:
Second place goes to:
Honorable mentions go to:
- Bcahn836
- Koko Ed
- artdutra04
- Wayne Doenges
- EddieMcD
- MattD1Drift
- iCurtis
- Andy Baker
- Jay Trzaskos
- Andrew Blair
- richardp
- Rich Wong
And the burn award goes to…
Which means the scores are…
MissInformation 79
Gary Dillard 78
T. Hoffman 73
Rich Wong 68
EddieMcD 64
Dlavery 61
Jay H 237 60
Andy Baker 57
Icurtis 56
Jay Trzaskos 54
Al Skierkiewicz 52
EricH 51
KathieK 48
Nehalita 46
Wayne Doenges 46
Bcahn836 43
Dorienne 007 41
Arefin Bari 38
Koko Ed 36
Artdutra04 31
DCA Fan 30
EricS-Team180 29
Amanda Morrison 26
Ashley Christine 24
Goober!!! 24
Andrew Blair 23
JosephM 23
Xzvrw2 23
“Big Mike” 21
Kyle Love 19
Alex Cormier 19
KenWittlief 18
Conor Ryan 16
Mechanicalbrain 15
Zach Purser 14
1derboy 13
Jessica Boucher 11
Tim Delles 11
KarenH 11
Richardp 11
JVN 10
Pat McCarthy 10
Squirrelrock 10
Bill_Hancoc 10
Kjhobin 10
Greg Needel 9
Dave Scheck 8
Kevin Kolodziej 8
Fruity Pebbles 7
DanielBCR 7
Tiffany34990 7
Brandy836 6
Elgin Clock 6
Miketwalker 6
RoboMom 6
Greencactus3 6
Sciguy125 6
Lil' Lavery 5
Lukevanoort 5
InfernoX14 5
MattD1Drift 5
Sciencenerd 5
Wetzel 5
Killerofkiller 4
Skimoose 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Spears312 4
Adam Richards 3
Beth Sweet 3
Rich Kressly 3
RogerR 3
Ryan Foley 3
Tytus Gerrish 3
Shyra1353 3
Andrew Rudolph 2
BuddyB309 2
Eria4044 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Mini-D67 2
Ogre 2
Sammy 2
Boiler 2
Cody C 2
Eugenia Gabrielov 2
Liz C 2
Matt Attallah 2
Rohan_DHS 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
CarpeDiem 1
Dubious elise 1
First degree 1
GaryV1188 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Meaubry 1
Mr. A 1
Mrblack298 1
Pwilczynski 1
Rees2001 1
Saru29 1
Termite233 1
Wilshire 1
Onward!