CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #820

Because you people gotta laugh somehow.

The scores after the last round:

gellnick 133
efoote868 129
GaryVoshol 120
GeeTwo 118
Tomithy 113
EricH 110
Wayne Doenges 103
Squirrel2412 101
Mr.Mascot 85
cgmv123 83
EricKline 63
Osby 63
DonRotolo 59
C_MacC 59
gixxy 56
quin 56
wgorgen 49
NatsirtD 43
Aiden 23
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 16
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
Attention 12
hamac2003 10
rsisk 9
clonedcheese 9
Kaitlynmm569 8
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
TheRealJamesOo 6
Mika1820 4
Gavatron77 4
Isserlis 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
npatony 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
AsianManSteve 2
bsimmons 2
sk2983 2
wawa24 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.


When your mother tells you “You could be President one day”, you need to practice acting like one any chance you get.

Wearing a 2007 FRC Keeper inner tube is NOT going to protect you from COVID-19. However, a 2007 FRC Keeper inner tube will protect you from Andymark’s plan to get rid of their 38,735 remaining fuel balls. Somehow.

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Bottom left: the FIRST lady.

The 51th President of the United States (First Alum.), moments after being sworn into office (2044 colorized).

Now if some robotics team could produce 3D printed domes to go over the tube, Joe Matt could practice extreme social distancing.

He’s dying out there man! Someone throw him a life preserver!

I guess there is not full embracement for the quirks of the program. As evidenced by the official looking away on the couch.

When asked how First has impacted his life, Joe displayed how he stayed a float during the time of 17 percent interest rates that occurred during the Carter years.

Joe Matt is the one trying to keep us all afloat in these hard times.

YMTC: Did @The_Lucas photobomb Bill Clinton, or did Bill Clinton photobomb @The_Lucas?

Just before meeting the president, Lucas asked a student to throw him a life saver.

Unfortunately, the Secret Service doesn’t approve of anything that can be in any way used as a weapon. Even an inflatable torus.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future president of the United States. Here he is, posing for his own portrait.

How you meet the president, quarintine edition

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I was just wondering if Billfred realized this when he chose this week’s photo

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When you can’t get a picture with Dean Kamen or the current president, getting a picture with a portrait of the previous president is the next biggest thing.

Yeah, man. Everyone in here has a story about the last thing they were doing before the Secret Service caught them in the act and brought them here. What’s yours? … Oh.

Sigh, just like a government official: we need action and all we get is the run around in circles and 2 empty thumbs up…


@The_Lucas demonstrates the use of a Personal Barrier and Sneeze Guard years before social distancing became cool.