CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #821

Because what else is keeping us sane these days?

The scores after the last round:

gellnick 143
efoote868 131
GaryVoshol 122
GeeTwo 120
Tomithy 115
EricH 112
Wayne Doenges 105
Squirrel2412 103
Mr.Mascot 85
cgmv123 85
Osby 65
C_MacC 64
EricKline 63
DonRotolo 62
quin 58
gixxy 56
wgorgen 49
NatsirtD 45
Aiden 23
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 16
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
Attention 12
hamac2003 10
rsisk 9
clonedcheese 9
Kaitlynmm569 8
TheRealJamesOo 8
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 4
Gavatron77 4
Isserlis 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
jaredhk 2
npatony 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
AsianManSteve 2
bsimmons 2
sk2983 2
wawa24 2
OroArmor 2
Karaoke 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

1 Like

Early prototypes for a delivery robot didn’t always work as intended. This one appears to have developed a crush on its programmer.

This robot seems really compliant when it comes to being the third wheel in this relationship.

Flowers, Chopsticks, Sushi! – not as catchy, but far more effective than Fish, Salmon, Sushi!

Programmer in early stages of build season attempting ask out anime girlfriend

1 Like

Boston Dynamics, appalled at the declining population, creates a dating robot to aid beta males in getting partners - 2018

Ok, this is a new one from the build lead trying to get the electrical lead to date him, although the presence of food near the electronics completely screwed his chances.

The last existing picture before the goods were dove into by the students.

Oh look, he went to Costco

2 Likes

The robot says “I love you” and tries to bribe the FMS in hopes of good fortune with radio connection

When you can’t get close enough to someone to ask them out because of social distancing …

I’m not sure what the point is though - there’s nowhere to go on a date.

“He can’t have her, I love her”

When your robot has more confidence and more of a social life than you.

When you let the business team decorate the robot.

Offerings to the robotic Gods have been known to have a positive effect upon season performance.
NOT.

The robot tries to apologize to the team for a difficult building time, but its perception of what humans like was informed by a mistrained neural network.

Top 10 ways to power up a relationship, number 3.

Let’s get down to it.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

gellnick 146
efoote868 133
GaryVoshol 124
GeeTwo 122
Tomithy 117
EricH 114
Wayne Doenges 107
Squirrel2412 105
cgmv123 95
Mr.Mascot 85
Osby 65
DonRotolo 64
C_MacC 64
EricKline 63
quin 63
gixxy 56
wgorgen 49
NatsirtD 47
Aiden 23
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 18
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
Attention 12
clonedcheese 11
hamac2003 10
rsisk 9
Kaitlynmm569 8
TheRealJamesOo 8
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 4
Gavatron77 4
Isserlis 4
OroArmor 4
Karaoke 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
jaredhk 2
npatony 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
GoalkeeperBoss 2
AsianManSteve 2
bsimmons 2
sk2983 2
wawa24 2

Onward!