CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #824

[Billfred]

Let’s get down to it!

The scores after the last round:

gellnick	158
efoote868	137
GaryVoshol	128
GeeTwo	126
Tomithy	121
EricH	119
Wayne Doenges	111
Squirrel2412	107
cgmv123	102
Mr.Mascot	85
DonRotolo	69
quin	67
Osby	65
C_MacC	64
EricKline	63
wgorgen	59
gixxy	58
NatsirtD	47
Aiden	26
VanNerd	19
jackTHEnerd	18
clonedcheese	13
Richard Wallace	12
Thequackmaster	12
Attention	12
rsisk	11
hamac2003	10
TheRealJamesOo	10
Kaitlynmm569	8
Karaoke	8
typeusernamehere	7
SaltisVonWaltis	6
Mika1820	4
GoalkeeperBoss	4
Gavatron77	4
Isserlis	4
OroArmor	4
AustinShalit	3
Leap	3
ljensen	2
jaredhk	2
npatony	2
TheFlash	2
SnapDragon	2
Duoquinquagintillion	2
346CADmen	2
AsianManSteve	2
bsimmons	2
sk2983	2
wawa24	2
jackoleary	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

pic: Kevin (237) gets attacked by huge cat!

[df17a6479f2bcef16650237f034a0813_l.jpg] I went down on the field one match on Friday as the media rep. for my team and saw this huge pic of the kitty. Needlesss to say, we took some pics of Kevin doing some dumb stuff. What’s a team 237 event without Kevin doing something crazy? So, here is one of the results. Others included him acting scared in front of it, and hugging it. Who’s kitty was this btw?? It was hung up on the lower level of the Dome, ground level, on the field right behind G…

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

The penalty for wearing incorrect safety glasses incorrectly is QUITE severe in these parts. You have now been warned.

[Mika1820]

Kevin: this cat is so cute, it couldn’t hurt a fly!

Kevin thirty seconds later: incoherent screaming

[gellnick]

CAD Lead: “Hey where’s Kevin?”
Programming lead: “Uh… Please tell me you didn’t turn the robot into a shrink ray.”
CAD Lead: “I thought I turned it into a cat toy maker, you know, like for all those screws I dropped”
Electrical Lead: “GAVIN, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE MY CAT IS”

[Wayne_Doenges]

“Why is your cat eating the cat litter?”
“It bit Kevin and it’s now trying to get the taste out of its mouth.”

[GaryVoshol]

Think how much worse this would be if it was Grumpy Cat.

[quin]

This is what comes after domesticating tigers.

[efoote868]

That’s what you get for messing with art.

[DonRotolo]

Kevin, you OK?
…
…
What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?

[Tomithy]

While this may look like a clear violation of 2019 rule G19 (intentional entanglement) by the cat, what was actually called was a 2019 G20 violation on Kevin for entering the cat’s frame purrrrimeter.

[Squirrel2412]

Schroedinger’s other cat, two years after the growth serum infused catnip incident.

[C_MacC]

Something like this is bound to happen anytime you let the freshmen get even a whiff of caffeine.

[Karaoke]

And this is proof that the average high schooler bears a faint resemblance to the smell of tuna.

[GeeTwo]

Mama Cat returns Kevin Kitty to the pits.

[cgmv123]

Doing whatever it takes to become the true Tiger King.

[wgorgen]

Mentor 1: This regional is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
FTA: What do you mean, “biblical”?
Mentor 2: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. FTA, real wrath of God type stuff.
Mentor 1: Exactly.
Mentor 2: Fire and brimstone coming down from the bleachers! FMS and data packets dropping!
Mentor 3: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
Mentor 4: Dead robots rising from the grave!
Mentor 1: Human sacrifice, freshmen and cats living together… mass hysteria!
FTA: All right, all right! I get the point!

[Osby]

This is what happens when you don’t turn off your wifi hotspot in the arena.

[Billfred]

Let’s get down to it!

First place goes to:

@Squirrel2412

Schroedinger’s other cat, two years after the growth serum infused catnip incident.

Second place goes to:

@Karaoke

And this is proof that the average high schooler bears a faint resemblance to the smell of tuna.

And the burn award goes to:

@Wayne_Doenges

“Why is your cat eating the cat litter?”
“It bit Kevin and it’s now trying to get the taste out of its mouth.”

Which means the scores are:

gellnick	160
efoote868	139
GaryVoshol	130
GeeTwo	128
Tomithy	123
EricH	121
Squirrel2412	117
Wayne Doenges	114
cgmv123	104
Mr.Mascot	85
DonRotolo	71
quin	69
Osby	67
C_MacC	66
EricKline	63
wgorgen	61
gixxy	58
NatsirtD	47
Aiden	26
VanNerd	19
jackTHEnerd	18
clonedcheese	13
Karaoke	13
Richard Wallace	12
Thequackmaster	12
Attention	12
rsisk	11
hamac2003	10
TheRealJamesOo	10
Kaitlynmm569	8
typeusernamehere	7
SaltisVonWaltis	6
Mika1820	6
GoalkeeperBoss	4
Gavatron77	4
Isserlis	4
OroArmor	4
AustinShalit	3
Leap	3
ljensen	2
jaredhk	2
npatony	2
TheFlash	2
SnapDragon	2
Duoquinquagintillion	2
346CADmen	2
AsianManSteve	2
bsimmons	2
sk2983	2
wawa24	2
jackoleary	2

Onward!