CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #824

Let’s get down to it!

The scores after the last round:

gellnick 158
efoote868 137
GaryVoshol 128
GeeTwo 126
Tomithy 121
EricH 119
Wayne Doenges 111
Squirrel2412 107
cgmv123 102
Mr.Mascot 85
DonRotolo 69
quin 67
Osby 65
C_MacC 64
EricKline 63
wgorgen 59
gixxy 58
NatsirtD 47
Aiden 26
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 18
clonedcheese 13
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
Attention 12
rsisk 11
hamac2003 10
TheRealJamesOo 10
Kaitlynmm569 8
Karaoke 8
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 4
GoalkeeperBoss 4
Gavatron77 4
Isserlis 4
OroArmor 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
jaredhk 2
npatony 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
AsianManSteve 2
bsimmons 2
sk2983 2
wawa24 2
jackoleary 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

The penalty for wearing incorrect safety glasses incorrectly is QUITE severe in these parts. You have now been warned.

Kevin: this cat is so cute, it couldn’t hurt a fly!

Kevin thirty seconds later: incoherent screaming

CAD Lead: “Hey where’s Kevin?”
Programming lead: “Uh… Please tell me you didn’t turn the robot into a shrink ray.”
CAD Lead: “I thought I turned it into a cat toy maker, you know, like for all those screws I dropped”
Electrical Lead: “GAVIN, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE MY CAT IS”

1 Like

“Why is your cat eating the cat litter?”
“It bit Kevin and it’s now trying to get the taste out of its mouth.”

Think how much worse this would be if it was Grumpy Cat.

This is what comes after domesticating tigers.

That’s what you get for messing with art.

Kevin, you OK?


What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?

While this may look like a clear violation of 2019 rule G19 (intentional entanglement) by the cat, what was actually called was a 2019 G20 violation on Kevin for entering the cat’s frame purrrrimeter.

1 Like

Schroedinger’s other cat, two years after the growth serum infused catnip incident.

2 Likes

Something like this is bound to happen anytime you let the freshmen get even a whiff of caffeine.

And this is proof that the average high schooler bears a faint resemblance to the smell of tuna.

Mama Cat returns Kevin Kitty to the pits.

Doing whatever it takes to become the true Tiger King.

Mentor 1: This regional is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
FTA: What do you mean, “biblical”?
Mentor 2: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. FTA, real wrath of God type stuff.
Mentor 1: Exactly.
Mentor 2: Fire and brimstone coming down from the bleachers! FMS and data packets dropping!
Mentor 3: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
Mentor 4: Dead robots rising from the grave!
Mentor 1: Human sacrifice, freshmen and cats living together… mass hysteria!
FTA: All right, all right! I get the point!

1 Like

This is what happens when you don’t turn off your wifi hotspot in the arena.

Let’s get down to it!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

gellnick 160
efoote868 139
GaryVoshol 130
GeeTwo 128
Tomithy 123
EricH 121
Squirrel2412 117
Wayne Doenges 114
cgmv123 104
Mr.Mascot 85
DonRotolo 71
quin 69
Osby 67
C_MacC 66
EricKline 63
wgorgen 61
gixxy 58
NatsirtD 47
Aiden 26
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 18
clonedcheese 13
Karaoke 13
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
Attention 12
rsisk 11
hamac2003 10
TheRealJamesOo 10
Kaitlynmm569 8
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 6
GoalkeeperBoss 4
Gavatron77 4
Isserlis 4
OroArmor 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
jaredhk 2
npatony 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
AsianManSteve 2
bsimmons 2
sk2983 2
wawa24 2
jackoleary 2

Onward!