CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #827

Time to putt for eagle, I suppose.

The scores after the last round:

gellnick 164
efoote868 143
GaryVoshol 142
GeeTwo 133
Squirrel2412 127
Tomithy 127
EricH 125
Wayne Doenges 118
cgmv123 111
Mr.Mascot 85
quin 73
Osby 72
DonRotolo 71
C_MacC 66
wgorgen 63
EricKline 63
gixxy 58
NatsirtD 47
Aiden 26
Karaoke 20
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 18
clonedcheese 13
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
Attention 12
rsisk 11
hamac2003 10
TheRealJamesOo 10
Kaitlynmm569 8
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 6
GoalkeeperBoss 4
Gavatron77 4
Isserlis 4
OroArmor 4
jackoleary 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
jaredhk 2
npatony 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
AsianManSteve 2
bsimmons 2
sk2983 2
wawa24 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture is lifted from my camera roll:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

“So how many field staff can we fit in here? The next event wants their field assembled by experienced people who know what they’re doing.”

"Are you sure you’re looking for this?"
“Yeah”
"Why?"
“Uh, for the… field setup of course! Yes. Totally. I need that to setup the field. Totally not suspicious.”

What do you mean these are last years field pieces?!?!?! #*^%#!!!

Guy with glasses: Are you sure you got that piece out of this crate?

Guy in center: “What’s a roadie?”
Guy on right: “You’re a roadie.”
Guy in center (getting frustrated): “Buh! I’m not a roadie! What’s a roadie?!”
Guy in Blue: “You are!”
Guy in center: “Stop calling me roadie!”
Girl on left: “A roadie travels with equipment and sets up and tears down events”
Guy in center: “Oh. I’m a roadie! Hey guys! I’m a roadie!”

Mind if I borrow your bottle opener?

No. Wait, wha…? Well, when you do find out, please let me know how that piece of the switch got stuck to the ceiling.

Guy in center (has put together a field before): “Why are all of these field pieces in this bin here identical to what you are holding? I thought there were supposed to be 2 types of pieces that were mirrors of each other for the opposite sides of the field?”
Guy holding field piece (first time doing field assembly): “So that’s what the pieces I told HQ we didn’t need were meant for!”
Girl on left, guy in center, guy in blue: “Bruh”

There’s green rolly carts? I have only seen orange or black ones.

“No I’m not dyslexic, this is box 10. Just look at the lid.”

“Don’t look now, but there’s a girl behind you”

High school nerd is confused! Game over!

Mentor: “No, that’s the wrong crate to start assembling from.”
Student: “But then in what order do we use the crates??”
Mentor: “It’s the same as the order in which you read the game manual, you NEVER read the introduction first. Always skip to Section #10 when you first open the manual, and NEVER read Section 5 unless you’re not sure why you failed inspection.”
Student: “But this IS crate #10, you’re just reading it upside down.”
Mentor: “No, it’s crate #1. And where’s crate #5? I told you to make sure it’s on hand, you never know when you’ll need a refreshing nap”
LRI: “Sir, I’m afraid you’ve got it all wrong. Crate #5 is for the speakers.”
Mentor: “Yeah, that’s why I said they’re good for a refreshing nap, that crate’s gotta have some really good soundproofing”

That feeling when you realize the one allen wrench set you have is metric.

We’re supposed to get all of that into this case?

No, it’s not Woodie’s casket.

Let’s get to it!

First place goes to:

(Considering the timestamp on that post, can you also tell me tomorrow’s lottery numbers?)

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

gellnick 169
efoote868 146
GaryVoshol 144
GeeTwo 135
Squirrel2412 129
Tomithy 129
Wayne Doenges 128
EricH 127
cgmv123 113
Mr.Mascot 85
quin 75
Osby 74
DonRotolo 73
C_MacC 66
wgorgen 63
EricKline 63
gixxy 58
NatsirtD 47
Aiden 26
Karaoke 22
VanNerd 19
jackTHEnerd 18
clonedcheese 15
rsisk 13
Richard Wallace 12
Thequackmaster 12
Attention 12
hamac2003 10
TheRealJamesOo 10
Kaitlynmm569 8
typeusernamehere 7
SaltisVonWaltis 6
Mika1820 6
GoalkeeperBoss 4
Gavatron77 4
Isserlis 4
OroArmor 4
jackoleary 4
AustinShalit 3
Leap 3
ljensen 2
jaredhk 2
npatony 2
TheFlash 2
SnapDragon 2
Duoquinquagintillion 2
346CADmen 2
AsianManSteve 2
bsimmons 2
sk2983 2
wawa24 2

Onward!