CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #83

…still posted on a Sunday!

Here’s the scores:

MissInformation	79
Gary Dillard	78
T. Hoffman	73
Rich Wong	68
EddieMcD	64
Dlavery	61
Jay H 237	60
Andy Baker	57
Icurtis	56
Jay Trzaskos	54
Al Skierkiewicz	52
EricH	51
KathieK	48
Nehalita	46
Wayne Doenges	46
Bcahn836	43
Dorienne 007	41
Arefin Bari	38
Koko Ed	36
Artdutra04	31
DCA Fan	30
EricS-Team180	29
Amanda Morrison	26
Ashley Christine	24
Goober!!!	24
Andrew Blair	23
JosephM	23
Xzvrw2	23
“Big Mike”	21
Kyle Love	19
Alex Cormier	19
KenWittlief	18
Conor Ryan	16
Mechanicalbrain	15
Zach Purser	14
1derboy	13
Jessica Boucher	11
Tim Delles	11
KarenH	11
Richardp	11
JVN	10
Pat McCarthy	10
Squirrelrock	10
Bill_Hancoc	10
Kjhobin	10
Greg Needel	9
Dave Scheck	8
Kevin Kolodziej	8
Fruity Pebbles	7
DanielBCR	7
Tiffany34990	7
Brandy836	6
Elgin Clock	6
Miketwalker	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
Lil' Lavery	5
Lukevanoort	5
InfernoX14	5
MattD1Drift	5
Sciencenerd	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Skimoose	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Spears312	4
Adam Richards	3
Beth Sweet	3
Rich Kressly	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Shyra1353	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Ogre	2
Sammy	2
Boiler	2
Cody C	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Liz C	2
Matt Attallah	2
Rohan_DHS	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
GaryV1188	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Meaubry	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Pwilczynski	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday BST


Woohoo, the first to post a caption. Never happened to me before :slight_smile:

Dan Green, in the hopes of getting an height advantage as a human player, had a little girl surgically grafted to his shoulders. Unfortunately the judges disqualified him as no normal human has four arms.

Dan: Keep smiling, we have to show beatty that we aren’t scared.

Introducing the new Dan Green, Mark II model, featuring twice the dexterity and three times the engineering intelligence!

(sorry Dan, this one was just too easy!)


Little girl- “Not the mama, Not the mama, gotta love me.”
Dan Green-" Where’s the mama, Where’s the mama."

Girl - Mom, can I get off daddy’s shoulders now? Please?

Dan has to keep a tight grip on his daughter because he knows that there are a lot of people ou tthere who will use any means to find out about 'Stangs secret shooter prototype thsi year.

Dan: come on now it’s time to PARTY! So lets dance.
Girl: um okay but i’m tired. you can just dance alone.

“Which way to the VW Microbus?”

Dan: “OK now we just need to get on a Segway and we could have perfect balance!!!” :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

While Dan and his daughter weren’t too good at dancing they later found their niche replacing fluorescent tubes out in the hallway.

How FIRST affected this family: Wildstang on bottom, Childstang on top!

Dan’s daughter: “ut oh… Daddy is gonna get up on the piano and dance again. noooo!”


Daddy, when I said I wanted a pony for people to ride at my birthday party, this was not what I had in mind!

“Daddy, were the '60s really like this? I don’t remember seeing any robots in the Woodstock video.” :smiley:

  1. Why Daddy doesn’t do laundry anymore: the girl’s socks used to be white.
  2. Unveiling the 2007 All-Star Rookie Award
  3. Anybody up for a game of chicken?
  4. Moments to Remember: Teaching your child the Macarena

“While most teams hand out pins, 111 decided to hand out young wildstangs this year. I don’t think this is what they had in mind though…”

Little girl: "Daddy! Daddy! I see Dean Kamen!
Dan: “Where!”
Little girl: “Over There!”
Dan: “I don’t see him.”
Little girl: “Psyche!” :slight_smile:

This is a sad medical byproduct of FIRST announcing and commitee work. The mental and physical stress triggers the body into forming a second being to cope with all the added work and duties. The unfortunate ones will end up like this poor devil with the growth occuring at the back of the neck. Note how Dan has already dressed her in tiedye and a set of safety glasses. Next thing you know he will call her Lauren and take her to JFLL meets.

Recognizing that this year’s game may have a new safety concern with poofballs going astray, all Wildstangs were equipped with the latest in head-and-forehead safety gear…