CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #840

Let’s get to it, shall we?

The scores after the last round:

Tomithy 30
EricH 25
efoote868 23
Karaoke 23
Squirrel2412 23
gellnick 22
Tinnittin 20
GaryVoshol 18
quin 18
Osby 15
cgmv123 15
GeeTwo 14
Wayne Doenges 14
EricKline 14
rsisk 8
DonRotolo 6
jackoleary 6
Andy Baker 5
gixxy 2
Emiliano6181 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.


840’s counter-intelligence department missed yet another obvious spy, this one from 67 trying to figure out where 254 got all their good ideas from.

“Stop carrying away the electronics parts, you’re supposed to carry the recycling!”
“We need SOMETHING to practice that doesn’t break my foot yet also can survive a drop, preferably something that’s less useful than robot parts. Don’t electronics parts fit that?”
“No, but I think Chief Delphi fits the bill quite nicely.”

”Wait wait wait, You are saying our robot should not be able to be useful outside the realm of FRC. So you want to remove the components of this useful box moving robot into one that places pool noodles into eight feet tall garbage cans.”

Let’s use our Stack Attack robot for this years Recycle Rush event.
We can’t use a previous years robots.
No on will ever know.
photo gets leaked

But, why would they use these Sterilite containers as game pieces. We get two of these totes every year!

Man, college move in day is a lot easier for the FRC Alumni.

This hits home as I move in this week.

The “new picture” was not uploaded “tomorrow” when the stack fell over and broke the photographer’s camera.

Getting the robot to do the heavy lifting instead of the students may be quite an ambitious project for a second-year team, but they seem to be pulling it off quite well. Next step: profit.

When you realize the 2003 game is a lot like your shirt:
The game is called Stack Attack, implying you win by stacking, but the best play involved preventing stacks.
The shirt says “Polo Jeans Co.,” but the guy is wearing a T-shirt and gym shorts instead.

Extra weight only works if it’s properly balance… …what is going on here?

“Hey, we should show this to Fed-Ex. They could use it to deliver packages.”

Guy behind the totes, “Yeah, like that’s ever going to happen.”

17 years later…

Me: I want Recycle Rush
Mom: We have Recycle Rush at home
Recycle Rush at home:

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Student: I have stared into the abyss
Mentor: You looked inside one of the totes?
Student: No, but I saw our electronics board and it’s terrifying

Man, clean up got sooo much easier …

Somehow, their play “The Tote King” didn’t work as well as they hoped. They did put Robiti to use in competition, however.

Looking back to the robot, he finally understood the patent infringement lawsuit from Amazon.

This week has been totes exhausting already. Let’s take it easy and judge!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tomithy 32
EricH 27
Squirrel2412 26
efoote868 25
Karaoke 25
gellnick 24
EricKline 24
Tinnittin 22
Osby 20
GaryVoshol 20
quin 20
cgmv123 17
GeeTwo 16
Wayne Doenges 16
DonRotolo 8
rsisk 8
jackoleary 6
Andy Baker 5
gixxy 4
Emiliano6181 2


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What, are you trying out for your own contest?

It’s only been the rule since like forever.