You know the Army recruiters aren’t good at their jobs when they bring a poster with “Army Strong” to a nerd hangout. If they’d used “Army SMART” they’d have better luck.
“Sir, we don’t have the launch codes here. However, you can obtain them by going to this link.”
“Uh, I wasn’t asking for the launch codes. I just want to know where I can get an F-16.”
“Uh, that’s classified.”
“And the launch codes aren’t?” Army recruiter looks confused
Recruiter: “in your opinion, what is the most impressive thing you have done in your life so far”
Yellow shirt: “seen Billfred post caption contest results on time”
The sergeant is explaining that in his role commanding four tanks and 18 men is a lot like being the Alliance Captain, except the stakes are even higher than at the Championship event.
Recruiter: “What are you interested in?”
Student: “I’m into robotics?
Recruiter: “How does flying one of our State-of-the-Art UAV?”
Student: “Wow!. That would be cool.”
Recruiter: “Okay, let’s sign you up.”
Later that day.
2nd Recruiter: “What did you sign that student up for?”
Recruiter: “Motor pool.”