CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #849

Thankfully, I work from home tomorrow so I can sleep in 20 extra minutes. :smiley:

The scores after the last round:

Tinnittin 71
Squirrel2412 53
EricH 50
Tomithy 49
Osby 44
GaryVoshol 42
efoote868 42
quin 42
Wayne Doenges 41
gellnick 40
cgmv123 33
DonRotolo 30
Karaoke 27
EricKline 24
GeeTwo 20
rsisk 16
gixxy 8
jackoleary 6
Andy Baker 5
clonedcheese 5
ari_2412 3
PeterR 2
Emiliano6181 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

This picture may be the only known evidence of Dave Lavery losing a bet.

Have you ever had too many pins weighing you down that you couldn’t walk another step? These are the kinds of problems we are trying to tackle DEKA Research & Development Corp.

Guard : What? Ridden on a horse?

King Arthur : Yes!

Guard : You’re using coconuts!

King Arthur : What?

Guard : You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ 'em together!

I think you’re mistaken. That’s the sound of a stainless steal suit of armor made from team pins.

Q: How do you stop Dave Lavery?
A: With an electromagnet.

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Dave would have been on a Segway too, but all that paraphernalia threw off the balance mechanism.

Using a Segway to segway very clever.

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Chotchkies restaurant chain’s employee of the year was gifted a segway. Also pictured was the runner up, who was gifted a mars rover.

Dave may not have much fashion sense, but he did put a rover on Mars.

“I’ve dressed up like this to thank Billfred for only being a few days late instead of a few weeks late in posting Caption Contest results”
[NPOE] oboi, here comes a -infinity [/NPOE]

Guy on Segway thinking: “Wouldn’t it be great to start a game of the floor is lava right now? I wonder how many people will try to get on the Segway with me?”

Here we see Dave with a model of his other car. Note the electromagnetic shielding (less the foil hat) he wears to prevent damage.

1896, US Patent Office:

“So, what is this again?”
“I call it a badge pin, or ‘button’! It’s a novel way for people to wear badges promoting things!”
“Wouldn’t the metal get heavy if you wear too many?”
“Maybe, but why would you ever have more than one?”

107 years later

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Sir Dave Lavery arrives to save the day!

Dave was truly inspired by the old movie he saw the previous night.

Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome.

Let’s get judgey!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tinnittin 73
Squirrel2412 58
EricH 52
efoote868 52
Tomithy 51
Osby 46
GaryVoshol 44
Wayne Doenges 44
quin 44
gellnick 42
cgmv123 35
DonRotolo 32
Karaoke 27
EricKline 24
GeeTwo 20
rsisk 18
gixxy 8
jackoleary 6
Andy Baker 5
clonedcheese 5
ari_2412 3
AustinShalit 2
PeterR 2
Emiliano6181 2

Onward!