CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #853

Let’s get to it!

The scores after the last round:

Tinnittin 87
Squirrel2412 75
EricH 65
efoote868 58
Tomithy 57
Osby 52
Wayne Doenges 51
GaryVoshol 50
quin 50
cgmv123 49
gellnick 48
DonRotolo 39
Karaoke 29
EricKline 24
rsisk 24
GeeTwo 20
gixxy 8
jackoleary 8
NatsirtD 6
Andy Baker 5
clonedcheese 5
AustinShalit 4
ari_2412 3
PeterR 2
Emiliano6181 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

“Welcome to Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. Today we’ll witness a bald eagle Devouring an unsuspecting Chipmunk.”

“Um, but that eagle’s not bald”

“He uses Rogaine”

“Right. And that chipmunk clearly is suspecting. He even has his viking hat on”

“Spam spam spam spam,
Spam spam spam spam,
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Delicious spam, superlative spam…”

[npoe: In the 30s all by myself…]

They claimed the mascot fight was all in fun. But when the teams’ robots took the field on opposite alliances … let’s just say the refs had their work cut out for them.

High five!
Hello? Security?

The 2021 FRC game’s in-person edition is now being tested. Mascots play Ninja to determine the match winners.

“I don’t think we could pick anyone with vectored intake wheels in their robot drivetrain”
“Wait, what’d you call Mecanum wheels?”
“Vectored intake wheels”
“Them’s fighting words. Defend yourself!”

Hawk: “No, it’s Viking huntin’ season!”
Viking: “That, sir, is an indecent fabrication! It’s hawk season!”
Hawk: “Viking season.”
Viking: “Hawk season!”
Hawk: “Viking season.”
Viking: “Hawk season!”
Hawk: “Viking season.”
Viking: “Hawk season!”
Hawk: “Hawk season.”
Viking: “Viking season!”
Hawk: “Hawk season.”
Viking: “I say it’s Viking season and I say fire!”
Bang
Viking: “Hrmph”

2 Likes

Everybody is Kung Foo fighting.
Student: “I’m not.”
Student: “I’m not.”
Student: “I’m not.”
Student: “I’m not!”
Okay, some people are Kung Foo fighting.

This is a prime example of everything being connected. This 2011 photo shows the result of the 2018 nfc championship game when the Eagles beat the Vikings.

Surprised neither one is taking the side that the dab is better.

[Sports Broadcast Announcer Voice]

Good afternoon, everyone, and thank you for joining us today for our FRC Night in America. We will be previewing the 2021 FRC PNW District Championship Finals. We have the Vikings vs. the Eagles. It’ll be one for the history book folks.

[/Sports Broadcast Announcer Voice]

Man, these assassin’s creed games just get weirder and weirder.

Inside the 3 foam tile by 3 foam tile arena, the mascots begin a kung fu jousting competition where the first one outside the arena loses. This competition is also commonly referred to as Zone Zeal.

The hawk touches the communication device in his ear.

"Team Captain, Hawk One reporting. We have a situation.

I have located the horned varmint or it located me.

It appears to be very obstinate and aggressive.

Please sent backup ASAP.

I didn’t sign up for THIS!

Over."

[Not an entry]
FTW

1 Like

Now that I’m not the only Pandamaniac in Onshape, let’s get to judging.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Tinnittin 89
Squirrel2412 85
EricH 67
efoote868 60
Tomithy 59
Osby 54
Wayne Doenges 54
GaryVoshol 52
quin 52
cgmv123 51
gellnick 50
DonRotolo 44
Karaoke 29
EricKline 24
rsisk 24
GeeTwo 20
gixxy 8
NatsirtD 8
jackoleary 8
Andy Baker 5
clonedcheese 5
AustinShalit 4
ari_2412 3
PeterR 2
Emiliano6181 2

Onward!