CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #883

[Billfred]

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

Tinnittin	195
Squirrel2412	183
DonRotolo	153
GaryVoshol	151
EricH	144
Osby	142
efoote868	129
cgmv123	129
gellnick	127
Wayne Doenges	121
quin	116
Tomithy	94
rsisk	43
Karaoke	31
Amicus1	24
EricKline	24
GeeTwo	20
NatsirtD	14
Taylor	10
gixxy	8
jackoleary	8
Andy Baker	5
clonedcheese	5
AustinShalit	4
ari_2412	3
PeterR	2
fuddster	2
wgorgen	2
TheRealJamesOo	2
Emiliano6181	2
Levi_Blumer	2

And the picture:

pic: IFI in the Lead?

[22eee3443f1c81bd748d0d8fa7eedd46_l.jpg] The town of Greenville, Tx has a charity go-kart race each year. Local businesses buy a car, and race around town. All the proceeds from concessions go to charity. This year, IFI decided to get into the act. Despite a bad wreck, where the car was totalled… we did pretty good for our rookie year. This picture shows me at the head of the pack, in a qualifying race.

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

JVN is only wearing a helmet because the other racers need protection from his head.

[quin]

Swerve drive race cars?

[gellnick]

As usual, this extremely well-engineered drivetrain is too fast to be captured in the image, while JVN wishes he was using 9 CIMs, not 4.

[GaryVoshol]

IFI will be ready for the 2035 Indy 500 greenhouse gas restrictions.

[efoote868]

Worst Little Rascals remake ever.

[Tinnittin]

Little did JVN know, in 3 years (and 16 years), his students would build some of the fastest racing robots in the world.

[Wayne_Doenges]

Here we see JVN winning the Daytona 500, but it’s all in his head.

[cgmv123]

The race is actually under caution, and they’re having trouble keeping up with the pace car.

[Squirrel2412]

If that car were 9 sided he would have won the race easily.

[Osby]

The two mounted sheriff’s are finally interested in the race, just to see who is responsible for this accident.

[DonRotolo]

FRC Racing for the Big Guys.

And here we do mean Big: JVN isn’t actually in the lead… he’s getting lapped.
Again.

If only he had a spreadsheet that included weight as a factor…

[Billfred]

Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

@GaryVoshol

IFI will be ready for the 2035 Indy 500 greenhouse gas restrictions.

Second place goes to:

@gellnick

As usual, this extremely well-engineered drivetrain is too fast to be captured in the image, while JVN wishes he was using 9 CIMs, not 4.

And the burn award goes to:

@DonRotolo

FRC Racing for the Big Guys.

And here we do mean Big: JVN isn’t actually in the lead… he’s getting lapped.
Again.

If only he had a spreadsheet that included weight as a factor…

Which means the scores are:

Tinnittin	197
Squirrel2412	185
GaryVoshol	161
DonRotolo	156
EricH	146
Osby	144
gellnick	132
efoote868	131
cgmv123	131
Wayne Doenges	123
quin	118
Tomithy	94
rsisk	43
Karaoke	31
Amicus1	24
EricKline	24
GeeTwo	20
NatsirtD	14
Taylor	10
gixxy	8
jackoleary	8
Andy Baker	5
clonedcheese	5
AustinShalit	4
ari_2412	3
PeterR	2
fuddster	2
wgorgen	2
TheRealJamesOo	2
Emiliano6181	2
Levi_Blumer	2

Onward!