CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #889

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

jaredhk 27
quin 20
gellnick 16
cgmv123 12
Osby 11
EricH 9
Squirrel2412 9
DonRotolo 8
GaryVoshol 8
efoote868 8
Wayne Doenges 8
rsisk 4
Tinnittin 4

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Mr. Safety forgets Safety Rule 1: Never, EVER, turn your back on any machine you’re in range of.

Darth Safetious’s PPE regeneration chamber, complete with testing equipment.

2 Likes

“Kids, before you had your fancy GoPros, this is what we had to use to get stable POV videos”

Al: “This is our new and improved limited slip tranny.”
Off screen: “Surely you can’t be serious.”
Al: “I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”

Thinks: “This safety theater stuff is getting way out of hand. Not just glasses and hard hats. Now we have to wear a radiation badge? What’s next?”

The Marketing team said they needed to take a photo. I have no idea what the thingy is or how it works. I’ve never worn a hardhat or safety glasses before today. I mentor the accounting kids.

If you look closely in the back, you’ll see the early development phase of the FIRST Robotics Flag. Red represents FLL, Orange represents FTC, and…well…the rest is history.

Careful, though. Flag discussion around these parts gets visceral and tends to require protective equipment.

Moments after a lock tight bottle labeled grease is found.

“I’ve seen things. Terrible things. Students without hard hats. Without safety glasses. Oh, the mayhem, the bumbling chaos in my day.”

No, you’re staring too intently.

Milling machine? Ha! We cut metal with our TEETH!
(Really saves on tooling BTW)

Yes, I know I’m not on the lift anymore. No, I can’t take the hard hat off. Yes, I do have a good reason. If I take the helmet off I’ll have helmet hair. That totally is a legitimate reason. Stop bothering me!

Let’s get to it!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

jaredhk 29
quin 23
GaryVoshol 18
gellnick 18
cgmv123 14
efoote868 13
Osby 13
EricH 11
DonRotolo 10
Wayne Doenges 10
Squirrel2412 9
Tinnittin 6
rsisk 4
Karaoke 2

Onward!