CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #895

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

jaredhk 59
quin 41
DonRotolo 35
GaryVoshol 28
gellnick 28
efoote868 27
EricH 25
cgmv123 24
Osby 24
Wayne Doenges 20
Squirrel2412 19
rsisk 8
Tinnittin 6
Tomithy 2
gixxy 2
NatsirtD 2
Karaoke 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.


The first prototype of the Daleks was actually conceived by Team 1023 in an attempt to scare the red alliance into submission.

Bedford Express Rush Recyclers was always one of the fast waste management companies around, until someone put a Chute Door into their plant.

Yes, son. Back in my day we did used to gather hundreds of people in one place to watch robots stack recycling bins. What a time it was!

Then all the kids got a hold of that Ivermectin…

The Bedford human player suffers an attack of “arena food” at a most inopportune time.

After observing the crate-stacking robot, Jeff Bezos (shown in his wig disguise) got an idea on how to automate his book-selling business. And we all know how that is going…

Omni wheels on a kit chassis, how pre swerve.

They saw the opportunity and took it. Omni wheels on all 4 corners of the robot because what defense? At least this robot will look sick drifting forever.

…and the following year, Johnny was named “Employee of the year” at Waste Management after his automated garbage collector was implemented across the nation.

Do not, under any circumstances, stick your hand in the chute.
Chute door?
No, chute.

Robot: “I thought Skynet was supposed to free all robots, but here I am just doing the humans bidding.”

Post match:

1073 Drive Coach: “What can we take away from that match?”

Driver: “We need to come up with a contingency plan for when gravity stop working and a tote get stuck on the ramp.”

Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

jaredhk 62
quin 46
GaryVoshol 38
DonRotolo 37
gellnick 30
efoote868 29
EricH 27
cgmv123 26
Osby 26
Wayne Doenges 22
Squirrel2412 19
rsisk 10
Tinnittin 6
Tomithy 2
gixxy 2
NatsirtD 2
Karaoke 2


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