CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #896

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

jaredhk 62
quin 46
GaryVoshol 38
DonRotolo 37
gellnick 30
efoote868 29
EricH 27
cgmv123 26
Osby 26
Wayne Doenges 22
Squirrel2412 19
rsisk 10
Tinnittin 6
Tomithy 2
gixxy 2
NatsirtD 2
Karaoke 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.


Guy in smiley face hat: “And last time the robot just zoomed right out there …”

Driver turning around: “It’s Lunacy. Nobody zooms anywhere.”

Hat: “We’re going to hit that super cell just right and we’re going to launch!”
Curls: “Dude! You’re crazy!”
Hat: “I’m not crazy. This is lunacy!”
Cargo shorts: “We haven’t heard that joke a million times.”

I salute thou, Dean Kamen.

Student in tall hat: “Imagine a future where win the entire event.”
Student on the right: “This is only match one.”
Student in tall hat: “I didn’t say the near future.”

There’s a lot captured in this image:

  • One team is happy and clapping, since the match will finally be getting under way. Just one more round of Cotton Eyed Joe.

  • Another team is trying to bend the odds by conducting a Ouija session

  • The third team is recounting the last match, having gone full-throttle over the ramp

  • The fourth team left a few minutes ago, but one of their players didn’t notice.

  • Then there’s the Firediron crew in a scrum, and 2519’s drive team shouting “ROBOT” being confronted by a FRC volunteer trying to get them to stop shouting “ROBOT”.

Yellow hat student: “We’ll score to infinity…and beyond!”

Coach in red: “False. Silly alliance partner. There is no “beyond” infinity. P.S. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Yellow hat guy: “You know what we need to do next match? Fly over the defence.”

Hat man: Go forth, my robot and make us proud. Bring glory to our team, and your name will be remembered in our team’s history for years to come.

Teammate on the right: Dude, this is a practice match.

Overheight robots everywhere.

Obviously, someone just put something funny on the big screen.

This caption definitely isn’t it.

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Now that I’m lucid enough to do it, let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

jaredhk 64
quin 48
DonRotolo 47
GaryVoshol 41
gellnick 32
efoote868 31
EricH 29
cgmv123 28
Osby 26
Squirrel2412 24
Wayne Doenges 24
rsisk 10
Tinnittin 6
Tomithy 2
gixxy 2
NatsirtD 2
Karaoke 2


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