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Introducing the new and improved carpet tester.
AAkkkkhh! Uurrrggggh! Sspffftt! aaaghhrrr! SVViiddDZZZ!
Brain on overload…
___ Must try to maintain control…
______ So many possibilities…
_________ Chance we have been waiting for…
____________ Neural short circuit…
_______________ Make up for all those Photoshop comments…
__________________ Must think carefully before brain melts…
GGnorrf! Svvvittzzz! UUUUrrrrggh! Ack!
I’ll be back later…
Announcing the new Roomba HF featuring new “Smart Clean” ™ technology, with swing out pickup arms for enhanced corner cleaning. (Pictured with the optional duster attachment.)
Man, Dave is gonna have a field day with this one…lol
I’ll be back with mine later 
AARRRGGGHHH! I can’t think…where’s the Advil?!
movie promo voice little did she realize how far she had pushed him, little did she know the power one nasa executive can have, one women is thrusted into a life on the run when she discovers that fun photo shop pictures can get you arrested /movie promo voice
The first week of school is always the hardest.
It seems i have lost a contact, can u help me find it>?
ARGH DAVE! I can’t stand him anymore! What else can I pin on him…“That’s Pimp” is already too old…hmmmm…
–Dori
Heidi’s People to Photoshop list:
- Big Mike - 2 counts of excessive bearhugging
- Andy Baker - 1 count of being “cool yet geeky”
- Brandon Martus - 3 counts of putting in features on Chief Delphi which confuse the majority of us
- Jeff Waegelin - 1 count of being JVN
- Dave Lavery - <><> counts of being Dave Lavery
- EddieMcD - 2 counts of hating Krispy Kremes
- Billfred - 1 count of putting me in this darned caption contest
Sigh. Okay, my entry: “And she futilely continued to try to convince them that there really was a brain under all of that hair.”
As for the rest of you, I’ll get you my pretties… and your little robots too!
Heidi
“no longer a cat face but as a mouse i am still scared”
After a series of comically photoshopped pictures, Heidi ducks for cover as Dave goes on a Krispy Kreme induced rampage.
unable to concentrate on her guitar lessons, Heidi resolves to catch that darn mouse that had chewed a hole in her wall.
(hint= top left & this is the view from the mousehole )
… while still working on her blossoming spokesmodel career, Heidi did a brief stint as the public representative for Rogaine Recovery Anonymous. This was much more successful than her prior position as the stunt-double for Mr. T.
http://www.team116.org/Images/Heidi.jpg
-dave
Gah! Where’s Karthik with all his hair products when you need them? Stupid hair…
Not bad, Dave, not bad. If you like, I can give you some pointers sometime 
But over all, it’s just Super Dave!
Of course, Eric finds it completely hideous and if I really want to give him the creeps now, all I have to say is “I pity the fool!”
Heidi
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quietly slinking away now
<sings> Nobody knows the photo’s I’ve shopped…<sings> Oh wait… yes they do.