CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #916

[Billfred]

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

jaredhk	132
GaryVoshol	108
quin	102
DonRotolo	97
EricH	91
Osby	90
gellnick	90
Wayne Doenges	71
cgmv123	67
efoote868	55
GeeTwo	45
Squirrel2412	32
Amicus1	15
Tinnittin	11
JoeXIII_007	10
JT.Roschak	10
rsisk	10
TheRealJamesOo	6
wgorgen	4
NatsirtD	4
Peter_Matteson	3
Tomithy	2
gixxy	2
clonedcheese	2
Karaoke	2
Tyler_Olds	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

pic: Andy Baker joins team Bar-Lok

[648a4805501a5916a0deff9d2a1b91a9_l.jpg] After many years of fighting us, and being a non-believer, we have finally converted the unconvertable! In a Gael Force past and present tradition, Mr. Baker recieved his first bag of real Bar-Loks at Championships from Timmy Baird, Colleen Shaver, and myself. As you can read directly on the bag…they are not cable ties…they are Bar-Loks. And now Baker agrees! Kinda…

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Little-known fact: This picture was an inspiration for FIRST Choice.

Andy Baker just wanted to get rid of a few cable ties so everyone would stop laughing at him.

[jaredhk]

Mmmm… Strawberry-flavored Loctite, my favorite!

[Osby]

Andy, being the entrapenual type, repackaged the Bar-Locs in quantities of 25 and sold them as Andy Mark Zip ties for 100% profit.

[Wayne_Doenges]

Andy inadvertently tasted the red Loctite. Now he has to keep his tongue out, to keep it from sticking to the roof of his mouth.

[GaryVoshol]

First order of business for Andy will be to see if he can use Bar-Loc’s to keep his glasses from slipping down his nose.

[gellnick]

The first Bar-Loc branded lollipops are now in stock at andymark.com!
Now with Red Loctite flavor!

[DonRotolo]

Andy Baker showing the inevitable result of using BarLocs … around his neck!

[TheRealJamesOo]

This will be a day long remembered… we saw the beginning of Bar-Loks on Andymark… and Andy Baker finally tasted the strawberry jam flavored Loctite…

[GeeTwo]

Colleen and Timmy and Andy and Andy. [say that five times fast!]

[cgmv123]

I only sell products I can stick my tongue out at!

[quin]

Showcasing a cable control device without controlling the cable with it in the showcase. Must be one of the few mistakes he has made.

[DonRotolo]

[Notanentry]TGIW[/Notanentry]
New entry:

Here we see Andy Baker choking around with some new friends.

[Billfred]

Your call is very important to us. Please hold for the next available Billfred. The estimated wait time is five hours.

(Sorry y’all, urgent family stuff all hit at once last night. Planning to judge this afternoon.)

[EricH]

Rule BIWWTM, invoked.

And this is what happens when you use Andy Baker in a caption contest.

(I leave it up to the judge as to whether this is a new entry or not.)

[gellnick]

Andy Mark’s customer service voicemail hasn’t been updated since Billfred worked there, apparently.

(Again, judge may decide if this is an entry)

[Billfred]

Let’s (finally) get judgy!

First place goes to:

@DonRotolo

Here we see Andy Baker choking around with some new friends.

Second place goes to:

@Wayne_Doenges

Andy inadvertently tasted the red Loctite. Now he has to keep his tongue out, to keep it from sticking to the roof of his mouth.

And the burn award goes to:

@EricH

And this is what happens when you use Andy Baker in a caption contest.

Which means the scores are:

jaredhk	134
GaryVoshol	110
DonRotolo	107
quin	104
EricH	94
Osby	92
gellnick	90
Wayne Doenges	76
cgmv123	69
efoote868	55
GeeTwo	47
Squirrel2412	32
Amicus1	15
Tinnittin	11
JoeXIII_007	10
JT.Roschak	10
rsisk	10
TheRealJamesOo	8
wgorgen	4
NatsirtD	4
Peter_Matteson	3
Tomithy	2
gixxy	2
clonedcheese	2
Karaoke	2
Tyler_Olds	2

Onward!