CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #92


Here’s the scores:

MissInformation	97
T. Hoffman	91
Gary Dillard	83
Rich Wong	81
Dlavery	80
EddieMcD	80
Jay Trzaskos	79
Icurtis	76
Al Skierkiewicz	68
Jay H 237	67
Nehalita	66
EricH	66
Wayne Doenges	62
Andy Baker	59
Koko Ed	59
KathieK	58
Bcahn836	49
Dorienne 007	45
Arefin Bari	41
Artdutra04	40
DCA Fan	36
Andrew Blair	34
EricS-Team180	32
Goober!!!	32
Amanda Morrison	31
Xzvrw2	28
Conor Ryan	27
Joe Matt	26
Rich Kressly	24
Ashley Christine	24
Alex Cormier	24
“Big Mike”	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
Kyle Love	19
KenWittlief	18
1derboy	18
Tim Delles	15
KarenH	14
Richardp	13
Bill_Hancoc	13
Dillon Compton	12
JVN	12
Lukevanoort	12
Boiler	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Kjhobin	11
Pat McCarthy	10
Skimoose	10
Squirrelrock	10
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Greg Needel	9
Fruity Pebbles	8
Elgin Clock	8
Tiffany34990	8
Lil' Lavery	7
Dan Swando	7
DanielBCR	7
GaryV1188	7
Sciencenerd	7
InfernoX14	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
Ogre	6
RoboMom	6
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Dylan	4
Meaubry	4
Cody C	4
Matt Attallah	4
Spears312	4
anna~marie	3
Beth Sweet	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
huff_dragon	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Rick Tyler	2
Sammy	2
DanielleH	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Freddy Schurr	2
Jane	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
SamS0Fa33O	2
114Klutz	1
Bemis	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Dubious elise	1
First degree	1
Hillale	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT.



Heidi, get away from the button maker. You have enough pimp buttons already.

“Homemade Krispy Kreames suck!”

Dave: I hate button-making parties…

Kid who I don’t know the name of: (to himself) “Hehe, I’m going to get Dave by pressing these buttons poorly”
Dave: “I can see that smirk. I’m watching you!”

“Everyb9dy loves making buttons:rolleyes:”

In what is parallel to Jesus carrying his own crucifix to his death, Dave is forced to partake in the creation of his buttons.

Dave: Heidi, pleeeaasee get me a glass of water, I am tired of screaming at them about wearing safety goggles.

Heidi: haha Dave, they can’t hear you.

Dave: WHY NOT!!!

Heidi: It was only a buck for 4 pairs of ear plugs on Ebay.

Button Making Team:
We know a song that gets on Dave’s nerves,
We know a song that gets on Dave’s nerves,
We know a song that gets on Dave’s nerves,
And this is how it goes:
(Heidi Takes it away on a solo)

Museum curator:

You can’t see it in this particular picture, But his arms and legs are bound, These children have finally caught and “domesticated” the elusive Dave Lavery, and are not willing to lose him.


Can you believe it - I left the auto-button maker in my other car.

Dave: “You. Yes, you. The one looking at this picture. I can see you. Now that I have your attention…You WILL bring me 2 dozen Krispy Kreames.”

Dave: “Let’s see – the KOP includes a button maker. The field is covered with 2.5-inch pics of Kamen on a Segway. The game will be to scoop up the pics and make buttons out of them. Then, the robot will put the buttons into a giant vending machine that dispenses un-iced Krispy Kremes. Then, to score extra points at the end of a match, the robot will have to ice and heat the donuts and set them on the judge’s table. Then…”

Girl in blue shirt: “Man, Dave is serious about this revenge stuff. This picture of Heidi in a red dress with a boa makes her look really sleezy. eeew!”

Dave: " Does anyone know why we are up until midnight making buttons of all things".

Girl in Blue Shirt: " Um "

Dave: We could sure use some these guys working on the rover!

Dave thinking: Why are they making buttons? They should be mass producing doughnuts for me! Now that would be pimp!

Davie: “You toush my buttons and I will keel joo”

(Guy using button maker) (hand out of view) OWW MY HAND! Now i got a button stuck to my hand.