CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #920

[Billfred]

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

jaredhk	140
quin	126
DonRotolo	124
GaryVoshol	117
Osby	101
EricH	100
gellnick	100
Wayne Doenges	82
cgmv123	75
efoote868	57
GeeTwo	54
Squirrel2412	32
Amicus1	15
Tinnittin	11
JoeXIII_007	10
JT.Roschak	10
rsisk	10
TheRealJamesOo	10
wgorgen	4
NatsirtD	4
Peter_Matteson	3
Tomithy	2
gixxy	2
clonedcheese	2
Karaoke	2
Tyler_Olds	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

pic: Barry Bonzack v. Mike Rizzo: Death match. What are the actual purpose of the tridents anyway, right?

[7cf8c66d77c79c277bf2fadabcb67ab2_l.jpg] With the several dancing breaks alloted at the Philadelphia Regional this year, it isn’t hard to imagine that a referee and an announcer will get bored and the result will be catastrophic. What do you expect? Here are Barry Bonzack and Mike Rizzo showing you the true means to place the ball back on the ball return. This is a cool picture and was a pretty fun moment at the regional. Enjoy! Photo by Tom Wexler http://www.tawexler.com/

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[TheRealJamesOo]

** insert John Williams Duel of the Fates Music **

[EricH]

Fun fact: @Barry_Bonzack was originally cast as Aquaman. The directors only went to Jason Momoa when Barry refused to take the umbrella hat off.

[gellnick]

“You were my brother, Barry. I loved you.”

[Osby]

So glad they are wearing safety glasses!

[Wayne_Doenges]

Barry: “Why is it that I have bad luck wherever I go?”
“Maybe it’s that open umbrella hat you always wear”
Barry: “Oh.”

[GaryVoshol]

New entry: Disagreements over dogma never go well.

[cgmv123]

You shall not PASS!

[DonRotolo]

Barry didn’t have his required prescription glasses on, because he had to wear safety glasses. This led directly to the highly unfortunate ‘Zebra Defense’ tragedy. He would have been easily convicted by a jury, but they couldn’t find anyone willing to admit they were his peer.

[GeeTwo]

If the fittings don’t Break Away, Tri, Trident again!

[quin]

What results when two people come up with the same caption contest response.

[jaredhk]

PVC Pipe. Potentially Violent Confrontations.

[Billfred]

Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

@EricH

Fun fact: @Barry_Bonzack was originally cast as Aquaman. The directors only went to Jason Momoa when Barry refused to take the umbrella hat off.

Second place goes to:

@GaryVoshol

Disagreements over dogma never go well.

And the burn award goes to:

@DonRotolo

Barry didn’t have his required prescription glasses on, because he had to wear safety glasses. This led directly to the highly unfortunate ‘Zebra Defense’ tragedy. He would have been easily convicted by a jury, but they couldn’t find anyone willing to admit they were his peer.

Which means the scores are:

jaredhk	142
quin	128
DonRotolo	127
GaryVoshol	122
Osby	103
EricH	103
gellnick	102
Wayne Doenges	84
cgmv123	77
efoote868	57
GeeTwo	56
Squirrel2412	32
Amicus1	15
TheRealJamesOo	12
Tinnittin	11
JoeXIII_007	10
JT.Roschak	10
rsisk	10
wgorgen	4
NatsirtD	4
Peter_Matteson	3
Tomithy	2
gixxy	2
clonedcheese	2
Karaoke	2
Tyler_Olds	2

Onward!