CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #934

[Billfred]

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

GaryVoshol	184
jaredhk	181
DonRotolo	173
EricH	152
quin	150
Osby	141
gellnick	130
Wayne Doenges	115
cgmv123	115
GeeTwo	91
efoote868	57
TheRealJamesOo	42
Squirrel2412	34
Amicus1	15
Tinnittin	11
JoeXIII_007	10
JT.Roschak	10
rsisk	10
NatsirtD	6
wgorgen	4
Peter_Matteson	3
Richard Wallace	2
Tomithy	2
gixxy	2
clonedcheese	2
Karaoke	2
Tyler_Olds	2
ChristianB1741	2
tpark747949	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

pic: Homebrew Segway: Project Craigway

[d1cef05a35e90cd13a733232ccb788f2_l.jpg] After the Nationals a few of Team 871’s students were getting restless. They decided they wanted to build a segway, named after the lead engineer, I present the Craigway Prototype.

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

It’s all good until someone pulls the kickstands out.

[Wayne_Doenges]

“You do know this was designed and built by students? Right?”
“Good point, can I get some training wheels attached, please?”

[GaryVoshol]

“And if this doesn’t work, maybe we can incorporate some of that technology that is being stored in this room.”

[DonRotolo]

Unfortunately, in the haste to get it assembled, they hadn’t noticed the plans had been turned sideways.

[ohowe]

The first ever prototype for the one wheel actually had… two wheels

[gellnick]

“See? It’s fine if I ride this random skateboard from Dean’s basement”

[cgmv123]

Sensors + programming can make anyone’s balance look good.

[Osby]

This is why skateboards wear helmets.

[Tytus_Gerrish]

This is not what I meant when I said “Crab Drive”

[GeeTwo]

Well-Ordering Principle

Megan thanks Billfred the genie!

[jaredhk]

Do not open door.
Do not use Macs.
Do not play Tetris with the PCs.
Do not collect $200.

[Billfred]

Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

@DonRotolo

Unfortunately, in the haste to get it assembled, they hadn’t noticed the plans had been turned sideways.

Second place goes to:

@ohowe

The first ever prototype for the one wheel actually had… two wheels

And the burn award goes to:

@cgmv123

Sensors + programming can make anyone’s balance look good.

Which means the scores are:

GaryVoshol	186
DonRotolo	183
jaredhk	183
EricH	154
quin	150
Osby	143
gellnick	132
cgmv123	118
Wayne Doenges	117
GeeTwo	93
efoote868	57
TheRealJamesOo	42
Squirrel2412	34
Amicus1	15
Tinnittin	11
JoeXIII_007	10
JT.Roschak	10
rsisk	10
NatsirtD	6
ohowe	5
wgorgen	4
Peter_Matteson	3
Richard Wallace	2
Tomithy	2
gixxy	2
clonedcheese	2
Karaoke	2
Tyler_Olds	2
ChristianB1741	2
tpark747949	2

Onward!