CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #937 [Year 19 Debut]

[Billfred]

Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

@wgorgen

Billfred: “Good evening, class. Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourself against anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit.”

Andy: “Oh, you promised you wouldn’t do fruit this week. We’ve done fruit for all six weeks of build season! Now that we are in week one, can’t we do something else for a change?”

Nick: “Like someone who attacks you with a team flag?”

Billfred: “Ooh, ooh, ooh; we want to learn how to defend ourselves against team flags, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh? Well, let me tell you something, my lad! When you’re walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after YOU with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come cryin’ to me!”

Second place goes to:

@Wayne_Doenges

There once was an MC named Nick
Who’s hobby was flags on a stick
Everywhere he’d go
His flags he would proudly show
He just never knew which one to pick

And the burn award goes to:

@gellnick

What to do when you can’t jump kick the driver station: Whack it with a metal flagpole.

Which means the scores are:

wgorgen	10
Wayne Doenges	5
gellnick	3
DonRotolo	2
GaryVoshol	2
EricH	2
rsisk	2
GeeTwo	2
cgmv123	2
Richard Wallace	2
Osby	2
jaredhk	2
TheRealJamesOo	2
Andy Baker	2
WayCoolSuperDude	2
cad321	2

Onward!