CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #94

Did you know that in '94, the FIRST Championship was shown on ESPN2? (They were showing the tape at WestWind before the 2005 Kickoff.)

Here’s the scores:

T. Hoffman	103
MissInformation	101
Dlavery	83
Gary Dillard	83
Rich Wong	82
EddieMcD	80
Jay Trzaskos	79
Icurtis	79
Al Skierkiewicz	72
Nehalita	69
Jay H 237	68
EricH	68
Wayne Doenges	64
Andy Baker	62
KathieK	62
Koko Ed	62
Bcahn836	51
Dorienne 007	47
Arefin Bari	46
Artdutra04	42
Joe Matt	37
Andrew Blair	37
DCA Fan	37
Goober!!!	35
EricS-Team180	34
Amanda Morrison	31
Conor Ryan	31
Xzvrw2	29
Alex Cormier	25
Rich Kressly	24
Ashley Christine	24
“Big Mike”	21
Zach Purser	20
Mechanicalbrain	20
1derboy	20
Kyle Love	19
Lukevanoort	18
KenWittlief	18
Dillon Compton	16
Tim Delles	15
Bill_Hancoc	15
KarenH	14
Boiler	14
Richardp	13
JVN	12
Skimoose	12
Barry Bonzack	11
Jessica Boucher	11
Kjhobin	11
Fruity Pebbles	10
Pat McCarthy	10
GaryV1188	10
Squirrelrock	10
Elgin Clock	9
Dave Scheck	9
Kevin Kolodziej	9
Greg Needel	9
InfernoX14	9
Tiffany34990	8
Lil' Lavery	7
Dan Swando	7
DanielBCR	7
Ogre	7
Sciencenerd	7
Cody C	7
Brandy836	6
Miketwalker	6
Rick Tyler	6
RoboMom	6
anna~marie	-infinity
Greencactus3	6
Sciguy125	6
DjAlamose	6
MattD1Drift	6
Adam Richards	5
Dylan	5
Jane	5
Shyra1353	5
Wetzel	5
huff_dragon	4
Killerofkiller	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Denman	4
Meaubry	4
DanielleH	4
Freddy Schurr	4
Matt Attallah	4
Spears312	4
Bemis	3
Beth Sweet	3
RogerR	3
Ryan Foley	3
Sakura141	3
Tytus Gerrish	3
SamS0Fa33O	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
BuddyB309	2
Eria4044	2
GraySwandir-75	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Mini-D67	2
Sammy	2
Tomasz Bania	2
Eugenia Gabrielov	2
Irishninja	2
Liz C	2
Pwilczynski	2
Rohan_DHS	2
114Klutz	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
CarpeDiem	1
Courtneyb1023	1
Dubious elise	1
FF_1610_EMT	1
First degree	1
George1902	1
Hillale	1
Joe_P.	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Krass	1
Mr. A	1
Mrblack298	1
Netman85am204	1
Rees2001	1
Saru29	1
Steve W	1
Termite233	1
Wilshire	1

And, since this is the week of the Championship, what’s more appropriate for this week’s picture than the last big thing to happen in Georgia’s FIRST scene?

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/robotics/robot_d41e/index/p3186859.html

As always, Championship or no Championship, the deadline is Saturday at midnight. If you spot me in Atlanta, I’ll take your entry there–just write it down with your username, so I can keep things straight. (I’ll probably be on DaVinci for most of it.)

Go!

Billfred, I’ll trade you three “Dave says that’s pimp!” buttons for this un-PhotoShopped picture of Dave in a pimp suit.

Billfred: Yeah thats me…Want me to sign it for you?

If you wanted pictures of my kids im sorry i dont have any these are my grand-robots, and my newest robot.


BILLFRED: It’s a CD of love songs I made just for you.
HEIDI: Why thank you! The restraining order will arrive by mail in three to five days.

Heidi: YOU ARE THE WORST GUY EVER!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET ME AS A GIFT AND EXPECT ME TO SAY YES TO YOU OUT ON A DATE? ARE YOU OUT OF MIND OR WHAT? WATCH ME TELL DAVE ON YOU!!!

Heidi: They DO sell “I am JVN” ipods after all

“A picture of Lavery eating broccoli? OK, $500 it is – but I want the negative, too.”

Billfred “How much will you pay me for this picture of Dave in a kilt wearing a pimp hat?”

Heidi “I got’s twenty dolla’ cash moneys… well, 7 dolla cash, and 13 dolla hamburger meat.”

Billfred: Hey, Heidi - I’m not wearing any pants!

Heidi: And now you know why the lady behind us is reaching for her gun…

OH THAT’S JUST WRONG!
<obviously not an entry>

Heidi: Hey you’re right, Dave does look like a ______. (You can really insert any animal here, it wouldn’t make a difference)

As the woman reaches into her purse for ear plugs,
Heidi responds to the gift that Billfred has given her, the FIRST Anthem CD.

“great just great…”

Heidi: “There’s something wrong with this map. From where we’re sitting the entrance is supposed to be on the other wall.”

Billfred: “Try turning it 180 so that it’s the right side up!”

Heidi: So here’s the specially commissioned revenge for Dave’s clue about “Whack the Billfred”. Cash or check?

FIRST Trading Cards!!! COOOL!

(600 Contests from being super cool)

Billfred: “Andy Baker sold this to me. If you stare at it long enough you will see a 3D picture of our robot. I wanted you to be the first to see it.”
Heidi: stares intently at picture “All I see is Andy and his kids.”
Billfred: “WHAT! That lowdown Andy ripped me off for $200.00.”
Heidi: “It is a very good picture though.”

“Got this from a connection I have in the Bronx. Says he gets it straight from the source. Comes from this fragile plant only found in the jungles of the Congo. All’s I know is it’s the best leg wax in the world.”

Heidi: So this is what you look like without chops…


Not quite what I meant by “Photoshop Bible”, but Merry Christmas!