CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #944

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

wgorgen 27
jaredhk 26
Osby 22
Wayne Doenges 20
GeeTwo 18
Richard Wallace 18
GaryVoshol 18
bardd 16
LuiTheFly 15
DonRotolo 15
gellnick 15
EricH 14
cgmv123 14
TheRealJamesOo 8
Amicus1 7
WayCoolSuperDude 6
Andy Baker 4
Amanda_Morrison 3
rsisk 2
cad321 2
BrianAtlanta 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

“Do not drink” brought to you by the same freshman who labeled all the good batteries “do not use” in an effort to preserve the best-of-the-best for peak competition.

[NPOE] Source: True story[/NPOE]

2 Likes

How to prevent playoff gate incidents: let the HR drink whatever he needs to drink.

Little known fact: Objects labeled “Do Not Drink” are meant for robot or adult consumption, not students

Here we see the reason the Head Ref was able to keep going for 23 straight hours. Who knew that Panera coffee came in a box?

Why the GDC attempts to make all rules with no interpretations possible. Because HR’s.

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Tall flowers attract hummingbirds.
Wide flowers attract honeybees.
Panera casks attract bumblebees.

The Volunteer’s Drinking Song:

Verse 4

An MC and a Referee found a gallon can
Said the MC to the Referee “out drink me if you can!”
After 3 drinks the MC falls, his face was turning green
the ref kept on drinking - it was only gasoline.

Refrain

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the volunteers!
We can, we can, we can, we can, drink redbull through the year.
Drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up and volunteer with us
'cause we don’t give a damn for anyone who don’t give a damn for us.

NPOE

The other verses

Sung to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the republic

Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride
To show the royal villagers her fine and pure white hide
The most observant man of all, a Referee of course,
Was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a horse

Chorus:

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the volunteers!
We can, we can, we can, we can, drink redbull through the year.
Drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up and volunteer with us
'cause we don’t give a damn for anyone who don’t give a damn for us.

Verse 2

Said Spock to Captain Kirk “the logic you cannot refute,
the odds of our survival are so small I can’t compute.”
Said Kirk “Oh no! We all shall die!” but then he shouted “Yay”,
For he just remembered Scotty was the resident FTA!

Verse 3

An FRC inspector once found the gates of Hell
He looked the devil in the eye, and said “You’re looking well”
The devil looked right back at him, and said “Why visit me -
You’ve been through Hell already; you inspect for FRC!”

Verse 4

An MC and a Referee found a gallon can
Said the MC to the Referee “out drink me if you can!”
After 3 drinks the MC falls, his face was turning green
the ref kept on drinking - it was only gasoline.

Verse 5
An FTA stepped into the arena through the boundary gate
Carrying a load that your expect to ship by freight
The only thing that kept him upright and on his course
Were the boundary conditions and the Coriolis force

/NPOE

Do not drink! Or drink. I’m just a Sharpie scribble.

“Do not drink” is actually a typo.

Donut Drink is what it should’ve said.
…or maybe just “Eat”?

99 bottles of robot juice on the wall… 99 bottles of robot juice! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of robot juice on the wall!

Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

wgorgen 29
jaredhk 28
DonRotolo 25
GeeTwo 23
Osby 22
Wayne Doenges 22
GaryVoshol 20
Richard Wallace 18
EricH 17
gellnick 17
bardd 16
cgmv123 16
LuiTheFly 15
TheRealJamesOo 10
WayCoolSuperDude 8
Amicus1 7
Andy Baker 4
Amanda_Morrison 3
rsisk 2
cad321 2
BrianAtlanta 2

Onward!