FTA: I don’t understand it. First we get weird numbers, now there’s some kind of invisible force field preventing me from reaching over to the driver station…
Head Ref: “What the heck is -03 Field Fault error code?”
FTA: “I have no idea. I have gone through the entire FIRST code manual. I am going to have to call FIRST HQ.”
HQ: “This is a very little used code. Many years ago, BillFred had this code added to indicate when a picture was going to be used in the Caption Contest.”
Captain Peter Quincy Taggert: (guy in black shirt) “OK, so how do we shut this thing down?”
Brandon (behind the glass) “OK, Just push the blue button.”
Taggert: “That’s it?”
Brandon: “Yeah why? Something wrong?”
Taggert: “No, I just thought it would be more complicated.”
Computer: “Core implosion estimated in 20 seconds.”
Taggert Pushes button… Clock keeps counting down… pushes button several more times… Clock keeps counting down…
Taggert: “Brandon it’s not working!”
Computer: “Core implosion in 10 seconds. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1.” Clock stops at 1
Guy in Hawaiian shirt: “It always stops at 1 on the show!”