CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #945

It’s Tuesday. You know what that means.

The scores after the last round:

wgorgen 29
jaredhk 28
DonRotolo 25
GeeTwo 23
Osby 22
Wayne Doenges 22
GaryVoshol 20
Richard Wallace 18
EricH 17
gellnick 17
bardd 16
cgmv123 16
LuiTheFly 15
TheRealJamesOo 10
WayCoolSuperDude 8
Amicus1 7
Andy Baker 4
Amanda_Morrison 3
rsisk 2
cad321 2
BrianAtlanta 2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Will Team Minus 3 Come to the field? Team Minus 3 to the field please!

How to clear teams off the field in .47 seconds: see picture. Make “click” noise.

The new timeout rules. Three minutes into the grace period and still no one is ready to play.

Balls will drop in T -3, -2, -1…

Error Code -03: “FTA decaffeinated. Refill with coffee and check manual if error persists”

2 Likes

FTA: I don’t understand it. First we get weird numbers, now there’s some kind of invisible force field preventing me from reaching over to the driver station…

Student: I can feel it too…

Head Ref: “What the heck is -03 Field Fault error code?”
FTA: “I have no idea. I have gone through the entire FIRST code manual. I am going to have to call FIRST HQ.”
HQ: “This is a very little used code. Many years ago, BillFred had this code added to indicate when a picture was going to be used in the Caption Contest.”

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Captain Peter Quincy Taggert: (guy in black shirt) “OK, so how do we shut this thing down?”
Brandon (behind the glass) “OK, Just push the blue button.”
Taggert: “That’s it?”
Brandon: “Yeah why? Something wrong?”
Taggert: “No, I just thought it would be more complicated.”
Computer: “Core implosion estimated in 20 seconds.”
Taggert Pushes button… Clock keeps counting down… pushes button several more times… Clock keeps counting down…
Taggert: “Brandon it’s not working!”
Computer: “Core implosion in 10 seconds. 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1.” Clock stops at 1
Guy in Hawaiian shirt: “It always stops at 1 on the show!”

Here’s the secret FTA door through the end wall you can use.

The real meaning of the game’s name: If you can’t Raise any Bars, you don’t get any FIRST Frenzy.

Kid behind the glass, “At negative zero I hit the red button.”

Woman at the glass. “NOOOOOOOOO!”

Let’s get judgy!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

DonRotolo 35
wgorgen 31
jaredhk 30
GeeTwo 25
Osby 24
Wayne Doenges 24
GaryVoshol 23
EricH 22
gellnick 19
Richard Wallace 18
cgmv123 18
bardd 16
LuiTheFly 15
TheRealJamesOo 10
WayCoolSuperDude 10
Amicus1 7
Andy Baker 4
Amanda_Morrison 3
rsisk 2
cad321 2
BrianAtlanta 2

Onward!

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